The Ask Mickeko Thread!

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Ask me anything, I answer all questions (*).

You may get a stupid answer, an incorrect answer, or maybe even the RIGHT answer... Who knows...

Any answer given that is true and correct (as far as I know or in my opinion where applicable) will be marked with a  :fuzzy: .

 

(*) - Exceptions: Personal questions or any other questions I don't feel like answering may not be answered. Being polite might help in these cases...:P

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Reply #1 from WinCustomize Forums Top

 Hmm,I don't know if I should. Since I'm a "Shoot first and ask questions later" kinda guy,I would have to shoot you first.x_x

Reply #2 from WinCustomize Forums Top

What is the air-speed velocity of an uladen swallow?

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Reply #3 from WinCustomize Forums Top

:grin:  

Reply #4 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting messiah1, reply 2
What is the air-speed velocity of an uladen swallow?

What do you mean? An african or european? ;P

Reply #5 from WinCustomize Forums Top

What are the winning numbers to next week's Lotto?

Reply #6 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting Jafo, reply 5
What are the winning numbers to next week's Lotto?

They're decimal numbers without fractions. The number range varies across the world.  :fuzzy:

;P

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Reply #7 from WinCustomize Forums Top

What do you mean? An african or european?

 

How do you know so much about Swallos?

Reply #8 from WinCustomize Forums Top

what time is it?

 

Reply #9 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Is it really better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all?  Because I wonder about that...a person doesn't miss something they've never had.

Reply #10 from WinCustomize Forums Top

How long is a piece of string? :-"

Reply #11 from WinCustomize Forums Top

What's the difference between an orange?

Reply #12 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Where's my free chocolate??? >:(

Reply #13 from WinCustomize Forums Top

How can you be in 2 places at once when your not anywhere at all? o_O

Reply #14 from WinCustomize Forums Top


What do you mean? An african or european?
 

How do you know so much about Swallos?

I saw the movie. :fuzzy:

what time is it?

I'm not sure, what do *you* think?

Is it really better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all? Because I wonder about that...a person doesn't miss something they've never had.

Well, some people like to stack up on fond (and less fond) memories. The general idea is that experience is better than no experience. Personally I think it's philosophical nonsense, it all depends on the content of the package. :fuzzy:

How long is a piece of string?

About an inch shorter than you need it to be.

What's the difference between an orange?

It's neither a vegetable.

Where's my free chocolate???

Noone bought it for you yet, you may have to wait until next valentine.

Reply #15 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting WebGizmos, reply 13
How can you be in 2 places at once when your not anywhere at all?

You seem depressed, have you seen anyone about that? I could recommend a good therapist, but I fear the travel time is far too long. :waaaa: ;P

 

Reply #17 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting sydneysiders, reply 16
Is the answer really 42?

It's as good an answer as any other random number.

The hitchhikers books revolve alot around the concept of tea.... Tea 42 (for two) is not so far fetched really. :D

 

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Reply #19 from WinCustomize Forums Top

How long is a piece of string?

About an inch shorter than you need it to be.

Ah, the story of my life... always coming up an inch or three short. :-"

Reply #20 from WinCustomize Forums Top

How do you know so much about Swallos?

I saw the movie. :fuzzy:

 

That was a leading question to the rest of the bit.  The answer is:

"Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know." :fuzzy:

 

Although technically, yours was correct too.

Reply #21 from WinCustomize Forums Top

What are the winning numbers to next week's Lotto?

They're decimal numbers without fractions. The number range varies across the world.

OK....my mistake for being too vague.

List the winning numbers drawn on Saturday 11th of April....Tattslotto...Melbourne, Australia.....the numbers which make up the First Division Prize draw.

Reply #22 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting Jafo, reply 21

List the winning numbers drawn on Saturday 11th of April....Tattslotto...Melbourne, Australia.....the numbers which make up the First Division Prize draw.

4 8 15 16 23 42? I could be mixing them up with something else, I'm not good on numbers I'm afraid. :P

 

Reply #23 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting 2of3, reply 11
What's the difference between an orange?

 

Reply #24 from WinCustomize Forums Top

WebGizmos

How can you be in 2 places at once when your not anywhere at all?

 

You apply the Heisenborg Uncertainty Principle which states:

In quantum physics, the Heisenberg uncertainty principle states that certain physical quantities, like position and momentum, cannot both have precise values at the same time. The narrower the probability distribution for one, the wider it is for the other. And no matter what, your ass is gonna be assimilated.

:sun:

Reply #25 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting DrJBHL, reply 24
WebGizmos

How can you be in 2 places at once when your not anywhere at all?

 

You apply the Heisenborg Uncertainty Principle which states:

In quantum physics, the Heisenberg uncertainty principle states that certain physical quantities, like position and momentum, cannot both have precise values at the same time. The narrower the probability distribution for one, the wider it is for the other. And no matter what, your ass is gonna be assimilated.

Hehe. Awesome.  I liked my answer better though ;)