The good Doc inspired me to add a picture to the OP.

(I would have used your pic Doc, but I couldn't do without the beard )

You do better shops, mick...turban's off to ya! 

That's not an answer....that's an excuse....;p

Looks like I'm gonna stay poor, then....;p

What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?

Why buy Stardock products?

OR.....you could answer this for the missing Dane...LINK 

Because their AWESOME!!

^ get him jafo.

It would look like any chair we were used to see. And we'd see a whole lot of more wheelchairs, because walking would be VERY inconvenient.

Because you can. If you can't, I suggest that you don't buy any.

(Email that question to [email protected] for a proper capitalist answer to your question. )

1.Will I get my dreamgirl ?

2.Whats the next word... read these words and guess what can be the next word which can come into a persons mind who thought first three words as under.... if you could guess it right It can help me to solve a case....

   barbie       strawberry     purple

3.What is under Bermuda Triangle ?

4.Are UFOs real ?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Is it Oops! or Whoops!! ?

  No. As soon as you get your dreamgirl, she instantly becomes your very real girl. The differences will be more apparent as time passes.

... blue

Fish, gas, dirt.

Yes. There are definetely flying objects that remain unidentified.

Nine. Definetely nine, no question about it.

Right I can't get her.

No its wrong.

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

Orright, Mick, here's one for ya.... what do you give a sneezing elephant woth diahorrea?

Now I come to think of it, what is the national language of uladen and why do they eat so quickly?

What would he do with a 'jafo' (whatever that might be)?

"Oops" refers to a mistake one perpetrates on someone else. "Whoops" refers to the same but liquids and falling on one's arse is usually involved.

Wrong premise: Man did not evolve from monkeys and apes. Humans, apes and monkeys all evolved (diverged) from a common ancestor.

A really strong, triangularly shaped cork fed in apex first along with 150 litres of KaoPectate. And a ticket to Australia. 

You may think you want your dream girl, but really, you don't. It's a dreadful thing to live up to, and putting some poor girl through expectations like that is definetely not right. We're all human, as such, we're all different. What you need is the *right* girl - She's probably not even close to how you imagine your dream girl, but you'll be happier with her.

It's not wrong. It may not be what you expected or wanted it to be though.

Because evolution realised it may have been a stupid idea.

Lot's of clear space...

The road to inner peace is long and may at some times seem fruitless. Don't focus your energies on uladen, they do not need it.

(EDIT: Quoting is so messed up on this forum...)

Swami bootcamp?

If that's how you choose to see it.

LOL Doc!

I don't see the future in that crystal ball though, it's my touch screen.

Yes, it most definetely is.

Doc...I'm thinking more along the lines of "Carnac the Magnificent"