Banned for sake of being first to ban today

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banned for claiming to be the first to ban on the 16th of december 2009, I have benn banning for 16 hours already today

harpo

banned for being on the wrong side of the international date line

banned for thinking theres a wrong and right side to the international date line

theres a left and right side, but not wrong and right

banned because YOU are a day behind.

harpo

banned for not knowing that left is always wrong that is why we americans always drive on the right side of the road. 

banned for thinking that we americans are right because we drive on the right side

those that are left handed are in their right mind

banned for thinking people in their right  mind aren't looney

Banned for posting "aren't"     

Warning:Ban does not compute  

banned for bringing the borg into this

this game will be assimulated

Banned because the GROX just killed the borg.

banned for the grox are just make believe.

Banned because the Borg are also make believe

banned for borg are not make believe.  anyone who wear glasses are borg.

Banned for 999grob *random robotic noises*

Banned because a thunderstorm just struck my city at the worst possible time - just before going to sleep. Now here I am up at 12:45 PM hoping that sleep would return and the thunderstorm won't!

banned for not liking thunderstorms and the rain they bring.

Banned for posting.

banned for not posting

Banned because he did post and for not understanding that sleep and thunderstorm aren't exactly congruent. All calm now - and it is the lull AFTER the storm. Time to sleep

banned for craack  boooommm

banned for losing your boom to crack.

harpo

Banned for booming about crack.

banned for random symbols in your avatar

cheers

Banned for your avatar looks like hieroglyphics

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