Skinning your bathroom

When you sit down I bet you say "holy crap"!

Don't we say that anyway Ed?

Ed,at our age we better stick to the bunny slope.

There is absolutely no way I could relax enough with that skin and with that view, to do what I needed to do in the bathroom!  My "inner child" who always seems to get the best of me would be screaming "OMG!  I'm up on the highest pinnacle in the area with my PANTS DOWN!!  HIDE!!!"

 Gives a whole new meaning to "Evacuating", Karen.

Question: What do you do with and use for "ski poles?" 

There should be a third stipe down that slope!!!!

Like a yellow line?

Gives new meaning to the term "Wipe Out"

It makes me feel a bit FLUSHED.

 We've needed this thread for a long time, it seems...thanks Phoon!

Here's one that'll stop 'the runs' like forever! (LINK):

 <--- From the outside  <--- from inside looking out

Hehe what if glass was installed inside-out...................

Oh yeh, at night with a light inside and dark outside...........FREE SHOW!!!!!!!

Hey in Phoon's bathroom picture, how do you score?

Ya know, I think they need a much larger paper dispenser in that one because, well..

If you're in there making strange facial expressions while trying to force your eyeballs to pop out and someone walks up an looks at that thing it's going to cause PPO.

For those of you not up on your "Poop-speak", that would be " Pre-mature Pinch Off ". We all know that a decapitated turtle takes more paper to clean. Especially with the wax paper that is usually supplied in public facilities...

But hey.. I shoud defer these topics to the Master of Gasaster... Starkers!

   @ Phoon!

You might say that....in a pinch.

  ROFLMAO!!!!!  "Poop speak"

You do know Phoon that these ladies don't know what a turtle is.

Don't spread that around too much..

 Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!

 ROFL!

Phoon is the man!

I'd stop too quickly and end up with 'skid marks'.

 Do you know what would really burn my @$$? Sitting in there on a hot summer day.

For Starkers sake I hope that glass is shatterproof.

You mean the people standing outside, don't you?

I dunno, you're doing a pretty good job yourself, Phoon... in fact that 'snapping' off a turtle bit was excellent. 

Now I'm not too sure that'd be the right 'convenience' for me anyhow... it'd be nigh on impossible getting a grip on the back of the door with my teeth when discharging unusually large and difficult loads, which brings me to another point...

I didn't notice a rope in there anywhere... to gently lower 'turtles' weighing more than 10 lbs.  without one the subsequent splash can be horrendous... and hitching up yer dripping arse under those warm air dryers with yer pants down around yer ankles takes a few acrobatics and some contortionist tricks.

I am arthritic and not so flexible anymore.... so a damned rope is essential.

Actually, pinching off too soon isn't the problem... it's pinching off too late with a depleted/weakened sphincter.

Then the skid marks resemble those of a FA18 landing on the deck of an aircraft carrier.

Actually, I did a bit of bathroom/toilet skinning recently.... well sort of.

It looks like I installed a couple of exhaust fans, but they're actually painted on facsimilies... and are intended to lull visitors to the smallest room in the house into a false sense of security.

Is this what u would call toilet humor?

Does Mr Hankey know about this thread?

You swore you'd never tell, starkers!