Nope.. we're just talkin shit.

Why am I getting a mental picture of a pitching machine used in batting cages, or one of those old-time fancy tennis ball or potato cannons made from pop cans.

- stop and think about that one for a moment if you must.... -

It 'bogology' and we are 'bogologists', actually.

Dunno, but I got an email from Mrs Spankey with some tips on how to use the air dryer more easily for a dripping tail.

Seems I'll be carrying a piece of hose to direct airflow while I'm out. 

Because, Phoon, since this thread was started by some anonymous, demented fiend  , our minds have been unceasingly ass-aulted by an endless "stream" of "Bogology" resulting in a "flushing" (so to speak) of cognitive function down the...well...toilet. 

Skinhit needs to see this thread. Some folks just shouldn't be allowed to renovate.

When i was a teenager, around 18 or so, i decided to try skiing, so off we went to Killington VT, got all the stuff i thought i needed (just forgot about taking lessons) so down the mountain i go, right into the first pine tree on the slope, so i had to be taken off in that stretcher thing for a broken leg, and gallons of pine sap that took months to get off my body, that ended my skiing career, i beat Sonny Bono to the punch but i survived

What's that bowl Shaunna..........SIDE SADDLE? 

To # 35....

I don't care what you say... threaten me with, you are NOT fitting our crapper out like that!

For one, I'd suffer with permanent 'stage fright'... for fear Dame Edna Everage could burst in at any moment,

*Ive always been concerned about what's really under that frock... scary, to say the least*

And secondly, pink surroundings in the throne room would agitate my already volatile digestive tract... and I already hear enough complaints about the pungent aromas I leave behind.

So no, we are not ktting out our bog in pink!

And another thing, where's my Playboy mags?  ..... I haven't finishrd reading the articles yet.

brings new meaning to skid marks.......

 Yeah Thought starkers need to learn the right way to use the loo.... hmmm gives new meaning to decorate

I saw this article:

Eco-friendly designers have come up with this bizarre green gadget – a washing machine that uses water left after a wash to flush the toilet.

Let's just hope it keeps the flow straight... That'd be a mighty unfortunate thing, especially for the "whites" wash.

This is why I want that 2nd toilet DEAR

now starkers you can blow your own trumpet

Dirty Thread

Not sure she's worth the pine tree enema, mate.

Helluva thought...if one runs out of paper, is one expected to use the brush?

Yep...that crapper would cause "Premature Pinch" alright!

We did get a shot of old starkers on his usual throne, though...in the "Way Out Back":

Guess this shows how "Going Green" can end up as "Going Brown".

The heck! Imagine if the wrong part of this Rube Goldberg ends up doing the "Spin Cycle" while you're on it.

 That's how it's done down south.

<---new smiley...where the sun don't shine.

I've seen that pic....as a 'student' of Architecture I find it brilliant.....

...a real in-the-balls wake up for pedestrian thinking...;)

The Wall St. Pissoir gives the Exec's the feeling they're pissing on everyone (guess what? They are!):

The "Best Use of Space (but why did they bother?)" Pissoir:

Until th Wiz reminded me of the needs of conjoined twins...  ....Ya got me on that one!