Zubaz goes into the produce market.......
and this is what he gets.....

Rudolph the Reindeer Tenderloin With An Attitude
Ingredients:
2 lbs Rudolph Tenderloin 8 oz Italian Salad Dressing
2 Jalapeno Peppers 1 tsp Seasoned Salt
1 Green Bell Pepper 1 Red Bell Pepper
1 Onion 1 lb Bacon
Directions:
Slice Rudolph into 1" thick medallions. Chop peppers and onions and mix with seasoned salt and Italian dressing in a large plastic ziploc bag. Mix well, add tenderloin and marinate in frig for 24 hours. Remove medallions, wrap each border with a bacon strip and place on a baking dish. Top each medallion with reserved seasonings, onion and peppers, and bake in preheated 350-degree oven for twenty minutes. Be careful not to overcook and toughen the reindeer.
zubaz will be in the next xman movie......and hes gonna be WOLVERINE!!! (dont stand too close to me..or ill preen you to death...muahhaha....)
*doc waves at Kitty
Yeah, and it feels good too!!!!
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(Third Person) Doc likes sick!
WOOT!!!!
Do you think this thing would lay striped eggs?

If you thought YES, you're wrong.. Roosters don't lay eggs ![]()
Oh yeah?
I Googled it and this is what I found:
So there!
That's a Zebra HEN EGG fool! ![]()
And you could tell by....?
Eggs, m'dear have no little sign on them to signify whether they're male or female eggs.
As it turns out, in Oz things is backwards and upside-down so the roosters lay the eggs.
Everyone knows that. Do be a dear now and please don't start a useless fracas about that which is intuitively obvious even to the most novice beginner and casual observer.
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We have it backwards?
That depends on what side of the globe you're on![]()
Roosters here are normal, they don't lay eggs
, however, our kangaroo's do ![]()
All thanks to Nanna for taking you under her wing... the World is a darker place without love, and your nan obviously loved you very much. Besides, you turned out not to be such a bad ol' stick, not to mention good for a giggle or three, so your nan must've done summat right. ![]()
Me toooooo! Yay Kitty.
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Is there any other way?? Tho Doc tends to abuse the privelege.
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That's only because it brings more people to your clinic...
and then you probe their minds for sick stuff to post here.
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Too true... tho kangaroo eggs often tend to be scrambled... must have something to do with all that hopping about. ![]()
Oy've 'eard ye's got "odd" Roosters iff'n ye gets me drift.... So they be layin' Ozzy eggs.
Aye....but she don't know a Rooster from a hen...and a boy egg from a girl'un. But she's ok....oy'd set sail wivver on th' hms starkers.
Aww thanks starkers
That's the beauty of the egg-laying roo, the eggs are pre-scrambled!![]()


heheh waves back*![]()
everyone has us wrong....we dont eat roo...we just like to shoot em...and yeah we dont throw prawns on the barbie.....blech!!!!
guess you just gotta live here to know......and understand us......we aussies ROCK.
PS> STARKERS...guess what? ive had the air con going straight for a week now........
me like cold.....hate hot...me also like
caravan park power rates........muahah!!!
*streuth!!!!!* ![]()
That's right, they got us wrong!!!![]()
Dad use to buy roo meat for the cats, then they found it was full of worms, so they stopped selling it![]()
thank god i already ate me lunch!! yuckerino.....
ps...i luv you tails...![]()
lol I luv you too Kitty, and this Razor X cursor rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!![]()
yeah im still using that bi*ch too........hahha
I can't stand it when things heat up... it can actually make me feel quite ill because I perspire so much and lose too much fluid and electrolytes, etc. I have vertebrae in my neck that have no disc between them, which pinches nerves or something and causes me to sweat profusely above the neck.... thus getting the air-con in my study was/is essential. Yup, I can raise a sweat in the middle of winter when mowing the lawns, so I literally melt when I have to do it in summer... it near on kills me, and the arthritis don't help none, neither. ![]()
Oh well, no use complaining... nobody's gonna mow them for me. ![]()
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