Zubaz goes into the produce market.......
and this is what he gets.....

So rare, in fact, I've only ever seen the one above... and that's one too many. Dunno I'd wanna meet one down a dark alley on a hot and sultry Summer's night... I hear the heat makes them cranky.
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Be afraid, my friend. Be very afraid.
I be missin' yer Cap'n! ![]()
Yeah, I've been converting old videos of the family to DVD for everyone for Xmas... so no, I haven't been on here much today... well yesterday now. I got so engrossed in what I was doing that I didn't notice the time had slipped away... it's now 7.39 am here and I've not been to bed yet. Just waiting for the final disc to do and I'll catch a few zzzzzz's
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Ok, Cap'n.....zonk with some Z's. or is it S's coz yer upside down and backwards to boot! LOL....
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Dunno about backwards, but I'm decidedly feeling upside down, back to front and inside out... I was only asleep for about an hour and the grandkids woke me up with sounds of hilarity and screaming while they played in the kiddies pool. Like I wasn't suffering with sleep deprivation already!!! ![]()
Yeah, I'm only sleeping a couple of hours or so lately and I'm wide awake but feeling totally zonked, both physically and mentally. Damned arthritic pain and spinal issues... not that the nightmares about Zubish and zebra-skin pants help any.
Like the other night, I was dreaming about being on a zebra crossing dressed in zebra-skin pants with matching shirt, shoes and tie. I wanted desperately to shout out STOP, to the driver speeding towards me, and all I could manage was SPOT... which didn't help cos I was covered in stripes. Yeah, I woke up in a cold sweat and covered in tyre marks.
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What would have happened if you had shouted out "TOPS" instead? OR did you get far enough in to the dream?? Puts a different spin on things, dont it?????
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
That's coz ya didn't wear the right stockings!

Zubaz gets barred from the petting zoo. 
Giraffe: "Zubaz! Why can't you get off my back!"

Nah, I'm still getting used to the pantyhose. ![]()
OMG! No sleep 2 weeks! starkers in these:

Starkers wants to know if the striped panty hose make his butt look big?

Ed you bastard! I almost choked on lunch because of you!!!
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Don't you like starkers in tights, Ed? Do you think it makes his butt look too big?
I,I,I,I think I'm going blind.
Even spandex has limits. Wait that reminds me when I go to the grocery later, I need to pick up some...............................
MBad, I should talk.![]()
Mwah hah hah....guess who's on the "Guess who's on the List" List.
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Folks always say, "It ain't over 'til the fat lady sings!"
Ed.....Are they playing your tune?

The first was cute....the second.....now i have to wash my eyes out. That is just wrong!!!!!!!
Btw, no fair that we can't watch the vid!!!!
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Yup...Vitamin Schmaltz....LOL
Lurv ya mate!
I don't get much sleep as it is due to restless leg syndrome... and you want me to let my legs go 'wild' in striped panyhose?? No thanks, I'll stick with the plain pink ones until I become more accustomed. ![]()
I didn't ask that... I just wanted to know if the curried cabbage stripes blended in OK with the striped panyhose.
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Hey Doc, it's good to see that you're experimenting with your diet and taking a few chances. ![]()
No experiment, mate! I've decided to fight back...if you can poison the atmosphere, so can I. ![]()
Welcome to the club... tho I wouldn't exactly call it poisoning the atmosphere. I prefer to call it 'naturally enhancing'. ![]()
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