Fuel would be good, but shouldn't we empty their pockets of all that money first?

Why worry, the government will just print more won't they?

Ah, but wouldn't we be doing our bit for the failing economy by saving them the ink??

But wouldn't you be taking the ink mixers job?

Are ink mixers distant cousins to cement mixers?

Is mixing a family affair?

And are there kissing cousins?

Or would only Elvis know

What do the dead know?

Less than the living??

Elvis made the movie Kissing Cousins, don't you know

(That he's dead is a formality.)or is he

How dead does one have to be to be considered dead?

Wouldn't that be all dead? Dead as a doorknob? Dead as dead can be? Deader than the deadest of the dead? Dead like being blown to bits by a nuclear blast dead? Deader than a desert dead?

That would be brain dead wouldn't it?

    I would say affirmative on that angus... 

  Does somebody see Dead people   

And what about ghosts?

Isn't ghosts and dead people kind of the same thing?

I don't think ALL dead people are ghosts, are they?

Depends, what if it's a ghost train?  And if ghosts are invisible, how do you know when you've seen one? 

Could that be why Jasper and Co wear white sheets?  And if a ghost wears a black sheet, does it mean that he doesn't want to be seen in the dark?

I'm so confused, i don't stand a ghost of a chance do I?

I give up the ghost, do you?

If you give up the ghost, don't you think he's gonna get mighty angry at you for dobbing him in?

 Or what if mommies boys ghost mom shows up

Can you spank a ghost?

Corporal punishment from a hidious corpous