Yes I do, who else can make you feel more guilty

ME... but would you give me the chance???

Now be ye talkin about a spankin

Whose spankin whom?

( Did I, oh I meant swankin, short for swanking)

Whose spamking

 What is spamking?

Is it the best can of Spam this side of the Pacific  

Is Spam really meat?

All the scientists concur it's the next best thing, and even good for a surprise or two;

but what's in it

Do you reallly think there's in it?

If after eating it, you start catching flies with your tongue, wouldn't you think so?

OK, maybe not that handsome fella, or the cylon, but what else can they do with their

biodegraded leftovers

Weiners?

Would grinding them up into sickly amounts and force-feeding the roadkill to poor bankers who are doing it tough without regular bonuses - quick, break out the violins... the poor, poor bastards - be a good idea?

Are they gonna feed them Spam and Weiners to

Didn't the bankers already give US the weiner?

What is wrong with those bankers

Whatever's wrong, it isn't poverty is it?

Are they laughing all the way to the bank as it were?

Do you think Obama will have them laughing on the other sides of their faces??

Don't you think so?

He's fighting congress first isn't he?

Who reckons bankers should get a one-way ticket on the space shuttle?

Would a seat on the wing do?

Could they be used as fuel?