Dunno, but is licking the CPU likely to give you a shock?

Does dual-core taste twice as good?

Ah, but does it mean you get twice the enjoyment of a quad-core?

Will you flash the RAM?

Would it be OK only if it's female and asks me nicely?

How do you tell the difference between boy Ram and girl Ram and is there an age of consent?

Will girl Ram leave boy Ram when she finds out he has a floppy drive?

Probably, though do you think the hard drive needs booting?

Would that prevent getting a virus?

Booting the hard drive isn't the problem, can boy and girl ram live with virtual memory every where they go?

Would running a bridal registry cleaner help?

Wouldn't the Master Program just reload the backup?

Do you need the "Restore System"?

Did you cheat in school?

Do you think it is too sadomasochistic with the master drive lording it over the slave?

Is this a crazy bunch?

What is this you speak of Keemosabe?

is the lone ranger reading this ?

Is anyone reading this?

or is the computer doing it all?

Isn't Artificial Inteligence being taught in our school systems now?

Where is the Systems Analyst?

is he at his other job delivering pizzas?

If pizzas are round,would he be a disc driver?

When the say 'pie are square', are they talking about pizza?