Do they know the difference?

Why do the EU have laws concerning the curvature of bananas?

dont they like their bananas bent?

Is that a banana in your pocket?

Or are you pleased to see the monkey?

Is the monkey pleased to see you?

Was that a smile on his face?

was that his face ?

I don't think so do you?

Don't both ends pucker up?

you think i wanted that mental image?

Both ends of what?

Do you really need to know?

I don't really need to know, but do you?

What's wrong with being informed?

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Nothing,
It is quite possible that your own computer is sending
the spam that you receive in your email, did you know that?
If you clean your computer you can put a stop to this, did you know that?
~

Did you know I tried cleaning my laptop, but ran out of laptop soap?

No i didn't, but did you know that you can special shampoo for that?

(it's like dog shampoo but doesn't leave hair in the tub to clog up the drain pipe)

Why not let the dog lick your computer?

are computers tasty?

Won't you choke on the micro chips?

Is salsa good on computer chips?

do you think Nvidia taste better than ATI ?

Does RAM taste like jam?

Is it cannibalism to eat the motherboard?