New Versions of Windows 7 leaked

No really . . . it's not *that* bad

http://gadgets.boingboing.net/2008/10/14/microsoft-announces-1.html
from WinCustomize Forums

Shirley, one of the under-appreciated drones at Stardock tech support came across an announcement of the versions of Windows 7 to be released next year.  You may notice that it's expanded a bit from the Vista versions. :omg:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(yes, a joke :grin: )

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Reply #1 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I friggin' hte image reduction sometimes.

I swear this looked better when I wrote it.

Reply #2 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Funny, FF3 expanded the image enough to read it.

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Reply #3 from WinCustomize Forums Top

:D

Reply #4 from WinCustomize Forums Top

That is some funny shite right there.  Thanks Zube. :D

Reply #5 from WinCustomize Forums Top

@Zubaz: And you made me think the actual thing was available for download :annoyed:    

Anyhoo, nice job! :thumbsup:  

Reply #6 from WinCustomize Forums Top

If this were only true. :-" :rofl:

Reply #7 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I love the description on the Gaming Edition.

 

Reply #9 from Stardock Forums Top

If this were only true.

You mean this is almost true.

Reply #10 from Stardock Forums Top

:rofl:

Sorry forgot the smiley for the above comment.

 

Reply #11 from Stardock Forums Top

That's OK, I will simply wait for Windows 7.03.0001.1258b. It will have everything Ultimate has plus a pop up that will remind me just how stupid I was to believe this copy was actually real and worth the money and then it will have a laughing sound bit I can change to different laughing voices of my choosing.

Reply #12 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I was dribbling there out of an unknown orifice....I haven't even gone Vista yet, right Zubaz I owe you one for that k6 :dur: :dur: :dur:

Reply #13 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Arrr, Oy be wantin' t'pirate version, arrr

Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top

Hows about a Mac or Linux version of Windows 7? Or maybe a Wall Street version.

Reply #16 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Nice!

 

Reply #17 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Windows 7 *WC Edition* by the time it loads.. you will have forgotten why you opened it..

Windows 7 * Zubaz Edition* written completely in Zubish, this may be our most stable windows yet!

Windows7 *HG Edition* all buttons order free pizza.

Windows7 *Jafo Edition* upgrades Zubaz Edition to proper english.

Windows7 *noob Edition* only has one button, which says "do stuff"

 

:grin:

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Reply #18 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Hows about a Mac or Linux version of Windows 7?

 wouldn't that be the one with the big X on it and a little apple up on the top?(think it was called windows 7 secure edition...)

:D

Reply #19 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Windows 7 *WC Edition* by the time it loads.. you will have forgotten why you opened it..

Oooh burn. :O

Windows7 *Jafo Edition* upgrades Zubaz Edition to proper english.

XD

Reply #20 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Windows7 *SD Edition* Moves you to Michigan and provides you access to have picture taken with a red Porsche.

Windows7 *Pirate Edition deluxe* offers tons of stolen software and free room and board for the next 3-5.*

Reply #21 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Windows7 *Genuine Microsoft edition* Just wont bloody work

Reply #22 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Windows7 * Wallstreet edition* (aka win ME) Crashes shortly after opening.

Windows7 *Mac Edition* Patents every thing on your HDD.

Windows7 * DRM Edition* Logging in requires 9 forms of photo identification, written permission from all software mfgs,4 pass codes. and then only allows you to look at the OS, not actually use it. ( transferal of this version to another PC is punishable by having all your MP3's deleted)

Windows7 *Satanic Edition* Nothing gets saved..

 

 

 

Reply #23 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Windows7 *Borg Edition* upgrades are futile

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Reply #24 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Windows7 *XP Edition* Allows you to downgrade to a stable operating system for only $129 and the rest of your soul!

Windows7 *Dell Edition* Uses new coding architecture to fuse all your cicuitry together, allowing you to never be able to change your system again

Windows7 *Kaliedoscope Edition* Because it's not like you're looking at anything important online anyways

Windows7 *Music Edition* Stream free music at super-high (32 bitrate) quality for only $499

Reply #25 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Windows 7 *Dirty Harry Edition* Go Ahead , Click the Start Button ,Do ya feel lucky, punk?

Windows 7 *Joe The Plumber Edition* When you make more than $250k a year, it slows down

Windows 7 *Porn Edition Edition* When you turn it on , it returns the favour