OMG, as if the original article didn't have me peeing my pants with glee to begin with, everybody's comments have me falling off my chair with laughter!    

At a time when I can no longer afford happy pills, the WinCustomize community steps up to the plate and fullfills my need for relief!  Thanks guys!!

You know, I missed that little apple in the picture.    Thanks for pointing that out.

Windows 7 Obama Edition - You don't have to pay for it (it will actually pay you) so long as you don't make more than  $250,000 a year.

Windows 7 McCain Edition -  When you start it up the Boot Screen will say I am not the Bush Edition.

Windows 7 Bush Edition - It make pre-emtive strikes on viruses and those who may create them.

Very, very funny!

Windows 7 Enron Edition - Shreds all .XLS and .ODS files upon exit.

Windows 7 Offshore Edition - Only works during night hours; Software installs take 3 weeks; Costs $10.

Windows 7 Palin Edition - Can see Linux from its window.

Best so far!!!!!

Windows7 *Japanese Edition* Randomly starts up addicting videogames to distract you so you can't work while they take over the world

Yup .... and it crashes taking your house, IRA and job.

Great!

Hmm, how to out do this one?

Windows 7 Vista Edition - Same software as Windows Vista, catchy new name.

Windows 7 8th Edition - Also knows as SP2

Windows 7 Door Edition - Why look thru a Window when you can just get right into the action.

Windows 7 FoxNews Edition - Fair and Balanced

That was better than the original post!!  ROFLMAO!!   

Windows 7 Starkers Edition... like the Pirate edition but all code is written in Arrrr, and you can only logon with Avast Matey or OS goes to Davey Jones' locker instead of a BSOD.

Winows 7 Igloo Edition....  like Windows 7 Home Edition but with operational teleprompter provided.

Micro$oft  Windows 7 Ultimate Window:

Sums it up.

@HGE: Brilliant!

For 2of3:

"Windows 7of9: The Best Lookin' Interface Around!"

She get my vote for best GUI!

Windows 7 Fuzzy Logic Edition.... by the time you've read the EULA, Installation Instructions and User Manual as to it's origins/how it got its name, Windows 9 will have been out of beta 12 months or more.

Windows 7 Murphy's Law Edition... if anything can go wrong, well it probably already has.

Windows 7 Po` Smedley Edition... hates Skinhit and has automated tools to Photoshop and post humorous pics of people to forums.

Windows 7 Bichur Edition... code was written with Viagra to prevent/self-heal broken throbbers.

Windows 7 TTD Edition... MS' first ever fully themed OS, complete with virtual Troll Bait & Thumpers.

Windows 7 'Bridge to Nowhere Edition.... has no internet capabilities to prevent Palin detractors posting embarrassing stuff about her.  Apparently, Sarah Palin is assisting MS in the revised edition; Windows 7 Moose Hunt, which comes complete with the Moose Hunt game... designed with real shotguns and shells to take out political opponents.

Windows 7 McCain Edition... is designed for nursing home residents and based on a very early edition of Windows and doesn't utilise a lot of memory,

Hey, I already got the McCain Edition

Window 7 Starkers Edition - Will take you copies of Windows and make them his ideas.

Nah, the Starkers Edition would start off Pirated.... and SP1 would make it quite illegitimate.

Windows 7 Mother-in-Law Edition... no matter what you do, the UAC is constatly nagging.

Windows 7 Jobs Edition.... imitates OS-X Feral Cat and patents everything you put on your PC.

Windows 7 Zubaz Edition... comes with free Po` Smedley Photoshop creations of its namesake.

Windows 7 Titanic Edition... MS' largest, most bloated OS ever, comes with own iceberg.

Windows 7 Stephen King Edition... gives users nightmares cos they can never figure out the mystery of Windows 'til the very end.

Windows 7 Britney Spears Edition... auto-books you into rehab when 'Oops' you've done it again.

Windows 7 X-Files Edition... designed using covered up alien technology and still very much a MS/gov't conspiracy.

  thanks for the laughs just made my day

Windows7 *Election Edition* the box shows all kinds of hope and promises for a better tomorrow, Plus promises 2 turkeys in every household. But on install you realize it's the same old thing just with new packaging, and the two turkeys coming to your house are McCain and Obama.

Windows7 *Senate Edition* Every so often it votes its self a raise in resource's.

Windows7 *Bailout Edition* On Install takes your $$ and sends its self on vacation.

Windows7 *Mugger Edition* Same as 3 previous versions, just with no fancy box or title.

Windows 7 Congress Edition - Will promiss to do a lot of things but will accomplish nothing in the first 100 Days.

Windows 7 Hillary Edition - Is voting for you but once installed it will vote against you.

Windows 7 Michelle Obama Edition - For the first time in it's life it will be proud to be a Microsoft Windows OS.

Windows 7 Cindy McCain Edition - Comes with 7 houses and a fortune

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That one truely made me laugh out so loud and for so long that, my kids thought their old man finally had lost it...

Thanks, HG