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Honesty and Common Sense Sweeps the Galaxy

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Honesty and Common Sense Sweeps the Galaxy

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A strange energy source has swept the Galaxy, causing an unusual outbreak of original thought, common sense and honesty  ...  our scientists will keep an eye on the effects of this ........

-  XYZ News recently renamed itself Advert Income Corp.
-  At the ongoing Presidential Campaign, candidates announced that popular Issues and concerns were not the central plank of their campaigns, having great dental jobs and baby kissing techniques was.
-  Toothpaste manufacturers cancelled all their campaigns estolling the new enhanced features in the pipeline, announcing the need to "just use the damn stuff if you want clean teeth"
-  Internet boards have gone strangely quiet as a wave of "anti ego drivel" swept through board members
-  Industrial Gases companies supplying various gases for areas such as Bars and Hospitals renamed themselves as XXX Cylindar Rental Corp
-  On the secretive closed Planet of Toria, its Global news revealed they were in fact a Race of rampent "friendly" rabbits
-  The bottom dropped out of the Fashion Industry and leading figures and models declared "who the hell cares?"

Any other reports of this strange phenomina posted here will aid our scientists in their efforts to return to our usual dream world like position :LOL:

Regards
Zy

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Reply #26 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
This just in:

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Reply #27 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
This just in:

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Reply #28 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
This just in:

People in Canada suddenly realize that freedom of speech includes the freedom of people to say something you might not like.

People in Canada also realize that there is nothing in the Charter of Rights and Freedoms giving them the right not to be offended.

The Canadian Government drafts a document called "The Charter of Duties and Responsibilities" and incorporates it into the Constitution.
Reply #29 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
More to follow:

People in the USA suddenly realize that freedom of speech includes the freedom of people to say something you might not like.

People in the USA also realize that there is nothing in the Constitution or the Bill of Rights giving them the right not to be offended.
Reply #30 from Sins Forums Top
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Reply #31 from Sins Forums Top
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Reply #32 from Demigod Forums Top
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Reply #33 from Sins Forums Top
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Reply #34 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
It's still there, but the growth has been curtailed for the most part. The odd thing is, the ozone layer is pretty much self-regenerating. The same UV radiation that it stops also generates more ozone - pretty convenient, right? As soon as we stopped dumping quite so much CFCs, the process basically stopped. What we have now is the hole caused by our much-reduced polution output and built up left-overs from previous decades.

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