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what is chasing the vasari

what is chasing the vasari

ok now you all have probably heard this question before and many are trying to answer it. WHAT IS CHASING THE VASARI!!!!!!! if you ask me the only thing that could have done this much damage is if sum one sent a brodcast of the teletubbies ,barney, dora the explorer,and elmo all doing one whacked out christmas speicial

 

but really what is chasing them if you ask me  this should be in the lore section unless they are waiting to unveil it to either make an expansion or maybe a capmeighn patch where you have to fight  whatever is chasing the vasari and take back your homeworld or something

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Reply #101 Top

Quoting kryo, reply 1
A pony made of feta cheese.

 

i'm sorry to say but, i'm pretty disturbed by this posted reply by kyro.

think here for a second. if you add space pony and a feta cheese together there are few explanation that goes with kyro's qoute.

1.) space pony and cheese could be half robot wich goes well with the pony and the cheese i would say maybe a deform biological entity. so the answer to the first one is that it's an experiemental cyborg from hell with bunny toof.:borg:

2.) the second one that i had in mind is that it could be a virus that evolved itself through the advance technology that the vasari had discovered. :cylon:

so if you put space poney and feta cheese together you get half bio and half space pony unit  

Reply #102 Top

CHUCK F**KING NORRIS is chasing the Vasari.

 

:')

Reply #103 Top

In the intro video they show a Vasari "transport lab" my guess is something along the lines of Stephen King's the Mist, hyper-dimensional beings.

Reply #104 Top

The Minotaur

 

First person to get that reference gets  a cookie on the house.

Reply #107 Top

They are running aways from their childrens, very, very hungry childrens.

Reply #108 Top

I hope it's a transdimentianal aquatic race a la the Trilarians of Moo2 :O That way they can add oceanic planets to the game.

Reply #109 Top

1000's of years after Warcrfat fell into the hands of 12 year olds, the Lich King fianly said "You know what? F**k this shit!" And decided to get away from the noobs and kids by going interstellar.

Reply #110 Top

I think they should get a liscense to make it the Cylons or even the Colonial Fleet reclaming their planets with battlestars.

It would fit this game too well.

Reply #111 Top

Now we know where all those "space ponies" came from ...

Reply #112 Top

1000's of years after Warcrfat fell into the hands of 12 year olds, the Lich King fianly said "You know what? F**k this shit!" And decided to get away from the noobs and kids by going interstellar.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL :rofl:

Reply #113 Top

Quoting Zoinker, reply 4
The Minotaur

 

First person to get that reference gets  a cookie on the house.

 

house of leaves, obviously. Gimme that cookie.


Anyway, I prefer to think of the Vasari's doom as something impersonal, like the nanotech cloud, the expanding time-space singularity or something similar. The "über race" theory is just so mundane, so boring.

Reply #115 Top

Herpes........

Reply #117 Top

potatoes enhanced by nanites to overpower all other food sources

Reply #118 Top

don't forget about the power of lemon electrons.

Reply #119 Top

maybe being chased by their unfinished essays on how to be polite to other races and being kind in general

Reply #120 Top

ok i can only come up with 3 things

1. they creaded an robotic race to do all they job because robots are immum for culture infleunse and they found an way to rebel against the vasari

2. they found an genetic mutated virus that drifes them to madness

3. or an highly telepatic race they suprest in the early stage has rebelt agains the vasari by using mind control

Reply #121 Top

i can only think on thoose things in theory it can work

 

Reply #122 Top

another race that whooped their "dark fleet"'s @$$ so bad they went insane

Reply #124 Top

I nominate the Xeelee. Only because the Excession, Bentusi and other ones has been taken.

Reply #125 Top

I could have sworn I had already posted in this thread, but it was another thread relating to the same thing.