MEET MR LEE ...

Corporate Lee… bean counter’s paradise

Cost Lee… eat your heart out, Donald Trump!

Dah Lee Lama… home of the Buddhist Choir of B.C.

Doll Lee Parton… 2 big things going for it

Dramatical Lee… where employees show off their skills

Essential Lee… don’t ask, just buy it

Eventual Lee… place your orders early here and they might get a round tuit

Fanatic Lee… most dedicated store

Feverish Lee… specialty store for Avian Flu customers/chickens

Fortunate Lee… fortune cookie sales thrive here

Frank Lee... the 'je ne give a pas' store

Frequent Lee… the ‘not in small amounts’ store with many restrooms

Friend Lee… where all customers are welcome

General Lee… Civil War memorabilia

Graceful Lee… sales of Amish artifacts from 1699

Har Lee Davidson… boss hawg outlet

Honest Lee… guaranteed low prices (if you’re a golfer, Canadian @ par)

Honest Ree… Chinese for Honest Lee

Lethargic Lee... very slow unionized staff

Lone Lee… store for sled dog teams in Iditarod, Alaska

Main Lee… prime opportunity

Mari Lee… this place keeps rolling along

Maternal Lee… Babes & Babies (B&B) outlet

Own Lee… a one-of-a-kind store

Paradoxical Lee… most puzzling store

Partial Lee… run by part-time staff

Passionate Lee… in honour of Mel Gibson’s latest film

Patient Lee… silent ER treatment for all customers

Piccadill Lee… British expansion potential

Poor Lee… least profitable of all their stores

Possib Lee… might be an opportunity for you here

Posthumous Lee… an after-thought store

Predominant Lee… run by Chinese friends and relatives

Proactive Lee… a “Just Do It!” store

Quick Lee… no time to waste at this store

Radioactive Lee… storefront in Chernobyl's business district

Real Lee… for all of those doubting shoppers

Respectful Lee... employees write letters all day

Sarah Lee… everything’s a “piece of cake” here!

Sarcastic Lee… can never satisfy these employees

Short Lee… will be there soon…

Significant Lee… store for the average statistician

Slow Lee… 3,500 government employees can’t be wrong!

Social Lee... Ballroom dancing lessons during lunch breaks

Sole Lee… fishy, single-owner entity

Stoical Lee… keeping an upper face on their bottom line

Terrib Lee… expectations of mismanagement

Verbal Lee… store for the blind

Wanton Lee… great War Wanton soup specials

Q: What do you call someone whose name was once Lee?
A: Formerly.

( Feel flee to add your own  ;)  ! ! )