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MEET MR LEE ...

MEET MR LEE ...

.. awful lee good names !

Corporate Lee… bean counter’s paradise


Cost Lee… eat your heart out, Donald Trump!


Dah Lee Lama… home of the Buddhist Choir of B.C.


Doll Lee Parton… 2 big things going for it


Dramatical Lee… where employees show off their skills


Essential Lee… don’t ask, just buy it


Eventual Lee… place your orders early here and they might get a round tuit


Fanatic Lee… most dedicated store


Feverish Lee… specialty store for Avian Flu customers/chickens


Fortunate Lee… fortune cookie sales thrive here


Frank Lee... the 'je ne give a pas' store


Frequent Lee… the ‘not in small amounts’ store with many restrooms


Friend Lee… where all customers are welcome


General Lee… Civil War memorabilia


Graceful Lee… sales of Amish artifacts from 1699


Har Lee Davidson… boss hawg outlet


Honest Lee… guaranteed low prices (if you’re a golfer, Canadian @ par)


Honest Ree… Chinese for Honest Lee


Lethargic Lee... very slow unionized staff


Lone Lee… store for sled dog teams in Iditarod, Alaska


Main Lee… prime opportunity


Mari Lee… this place keeps rolling along


Maternal Lee… Babes & Babies (B&B) outlet


Own Lee… a one-of-a-kind store

 

Paradoxical Lee… most puzzling store


Partial Lee… run by part-time staff


Passionate Lee… in honour of Mel Gibson’s latest film


Patient Lee… silent ER treatment for all customers


Piccadill Lee… British expansion potential


Poor Lee… least profitable of all their stores


Possib Lee… might be an opportunity for you here


Posthumous Lee… an after-thought store


Predominant Lee… run by Chinese friends and relatives


Proactive Lee… a “Just Do It!” store


Quick Lee… no time to waste at this store


Radioactive Lee… storefront in Chernobyl's business district


Real Lee… for all of those doubting shoppers


Respectful Lee... employees write letters all day

 

Sarah Lee… everything’s a “piece of cake” here!


Sarcastic Lee… can never satisfy these employees


Short Lee… will be there soon…


Significant Lee… store for the average statistician


Slow Lee… 3,500 government employees can’t be wrong!


Social Lee... Ballroom dancing lessons during lunch breaks


Sole Lee… fishy, single-owner entity


Stoical Lee… keeping an upper face on their bottom line


Terrib Lee… expectations of mismanagement


Verbal Lee… store for the blind


Wanton Lee… great War Wanton soup specials

Q: What do you call someone whose name was once Lee?
A: Formerly.

( Feel flee to add your own  ;)  ! ! )

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Incoherant Lee.... The lush at Exorbitant Lee's office Christmas party...
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Monotonous Lee ... the guy who bores you to death...
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Gyrating Lee.... last year's belly dance champion. :d

Astonishing Lee... streaks at sports events. :SURPRISED:

Pubescent Lee.... voice is about to break (and where'd all that hair come from?) ;p

Jovial Lee... the incessant giggle-pot.

Flatulent Lee... loves curried cabbage & baked beans.

Honest Lee... always own up to his flatulence.

Dishonest Lee... blames who ever is nearby for his.

Immodest Lee... jogs without her 44 DD bra.

Bulging Lee... trousers are too tight.
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Destructive Lee... owns a demolition company.


Dangerous Lee.... works for Destructive Lee


Reckless Lee.... employee who's not allowed to handle dynamite or operate machinery.



Intelligent Lee... has an office job at the demolition company.



Unstable Lee.... worked with Dangerous Lee, but now has a permanent booking at the 'funny farm'
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Disturbing Lee... Unstable Lee is visited by his former work mates on weekends.
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Incorruptible Lee.... post that bribe money to my wife for her birthday. :HOT:
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Organic Lee....loves the flavour of compost on homegrown vegetables. ;p
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Royal Lee...prefers 'Queen' to being called 'gay'.
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Regal Lee... a friend of Royal Lee who likes cross-dressing....
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Religious Lee... has the Book of Psalms tattooed on his butt.

Atheist Lee... doesn't believe it. ;)
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Mind-Numbing Lee... psychotherapist to the entire Lee family
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Escaping Lee.... Extreme Lee stressed by family ways & running away from the Lee home.
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Titillating Lee.... wears see-through blouses.

Provocative Lee... wears see-through skirts as well. :SURPRISED:

Flirting Lee... wears see-through blouses, see-through skirts and perfume behind her ears.

Tantalising Lee.... look, but don't touch.


Modest Lee.... refuses to associate with any of them.
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Distorting Lee....twists everything you say.


Recreational Lee.... off to my padded cell for much needed R & R.
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Titillating Lee.... wears see-through blouses.

Provocative Lee... wears see-through skirts as well.

Flirting Lee... wears see-through blouses, see-through skirts and perfume behind her ears.

Tantalising Lee.... look, but don't touch.


 :LOL:  :LOL:  :LOL: 

lAUGHING LEE .... Nitrous Oxide enthusiast !!!
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Freddie Murkylee ... Singer ( ! )

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Handy Lee.. Incoherant Lee's buddy; has a habit of getting sloshed and groping someone else's wife or girlfriend.
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Ostensib Lee.....hmmm...what does he really mean?....... :NOTSURE: 
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Psychiatric Lee.... Mental Lee is so disturbed by family goings on that I had to administer shock treatment and he is unfit for release at this time.
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Proportionate Lee... the perfect specimen.

Disproportionate Lee... like his brother except for the HUGE feet.

Unconscious Lee.... drank himself into oblivion.

Cautious Lee... gets other people's toes to test if bathwater's too hot.

Apprehensive Lee... dithers around until it's most likely stone cold

Spontaneous Lee... jumped in anyway and scalded his b.... er, butt.

Sympathetic Lee... felt sorry for him and nursed his injuries

Uncaring Lee.... just laughed and put it on 'Funniest Home Videos'

International Lee... televised and laughed at worldwide.
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Stereophonic Lee .... Sound System Builder

Bad Tempered Lee ... skinner who cant work out how to use SK6 !

Cranky Lee ... what he becomes when he gets a BSOD !!

Grouchy Lee ... How he feels most of the time....
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Indignant Lee.... always offended by criticism.

Critical Lee.... has a ball making personal comments to Indignant Lee.

Despairing Lee... watches on in hopeless disbelief.

Orbital Lee.... circumnavigating the world in a hot air balloon.

Navigational Lee... pirate who always know where he's going.

Oceanic Lee.... detests the landlubbers life.

Landlubber Lee.... gets sea sick on a pond in the park.

Sick Lee.... landlubber who set sail with Navigational Lee.

Doctor Lee.... administered medicinal rum to help him forget about it

Skeletal Lee.... saw bones' skeleton, an ol' swab the cap'n said didn't be'ave 'imself.

Nursing Lee.... wench wot tends t' crewmens war wounds. ;)
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Distinctive Lee.... has a HUGE wart on his nose so stands out in the crowd.

Indistinctive Lee... blends so well into the crowd he doesn't even know he's there himself.

Inexplicable Lee.... nobody can figure him out.

Orgasmic Lee.... always has a smile on her face.

Jealous Lee.... tells the waiter: "I'll have what she's having."

Frivolous Lee.... hasn't a care in the world.

Adamant Lee... absolutely positive he's nuts.

Indeterminate Lee... can't make up his mind if he'll decide anything or not.

Month Lee... the bill you're expecting but rather not get.
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Unsociable Lee.... throws a party and invites only himself.

God Lee... leads an immaculate-lee clean and celibate life.

Ungod Lee.... smokes & drinks too much: Never ever bathes.

Aerodynamic Lee... give him a Superman cape and he'll put a F-16 to shame.