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Bush/Kerry, Punditry of the Left/Right, and Clown Phallus

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Bush/Kerry, Punditry of the Left/Right, and Clown Phallus

One man's witty banter is another man's Jackassery.

from JoeUser Forums

            For those of you out there debating the John Kerry/Swifty-Bush/AWOL “issues” let me give you a hint : stop.

            I don’t know if you realize this yet but this is not winning either side any new voters. That’s right not a one. Both sides have gotten so far into their own demagoguery that they don’t even realize that this is a side show attraction and not an election issue.

            Pundits on both the left and the right have become caricatures of themselves much like Lil Jon. Two guys at the circus wearing a donkey and elephant costume taking turns slapping each other across the face with a slightly different versions of a brightly colored, floppy rubber, clown cock. Each of them simultaneously believing that the small crowd of people watching them are there because they too love clown cocks. In reality these idiots are not int the center ring of the circus but are actually in the sideshow next to the geek that bites the heads off of live sheep.

            How about this, talk about some issues. Find something that the undecided voter gives a shit about and discuss it. Lets start with abortion, gay marriage rights, the federal budget, health care, or even school vouchers. No matter where the pundits stand on these issues it would be a step up from a clown cock deathmatch over things that two people might have done 30 fucking years ago! Hey baby boomers, get over it. Deal with your inadequacy issues from the Vietnam era like everyone else of your generation did, namely hiring hookers who will call them “daddy” in bed. I assure you that after a few years of diligent application this therapy will make you feel like your dick is longer than the that pathetic little meat puppet really is. Maybe then you can rejoin the rest of society in this thing we like to call the Now.

            Either find a real topic to talk about or u\you will find yourself like two (partisan) cats fighting over a toy while the third cat (the undecided voter) has already given up to go lick it own rectum and beg for some Pounce treats.

 

 

 

P.S. This was my 100th article BTW. From other bloggers you could have expected something special and thought provoking… From me you get clown cocks and cat rectum.
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Reply #26 from JoeUser Forums Top
I'm thinking my throw away is going to be a write-in for John McCain, perky nipples or not.
Reply #27 from JoeUser Forums Top
I'd vote for perky nipples if the opportunity presented itself...
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Reply #29 from JoeUser Forums Top
I'm thinking my throw away is going to be a write-in for John McCain, perky nipples or not.


That was what bugged me about the 2000 election. McCain was one of the few major party candidates I could back. I didn't agree with every issue of his, but he seemed informed, intelligent, and most of all, to be one of the last bastions of "small government" Republicans (remember those?). Most libertarians defected from the Republican party when the party STOPPED being those things.
Reply #30 from JoeUser Forums Top
Not only that he definately has a feel for the military, (Duh, have to respect his service in Nam, and his time as a POW) he doesn't wiggle on his stands, and has an extreme talent for cutting through bullshit and pork barrel. I don't always agree with him, but I respect him.....
Oh yeah, and I liked his self-satirical appearances on those Comedy Central comercials too. He's far from perfect, but at least with him there's a nice blend of charisma, and integrity. Each one of the "real" candidates feel like they're missing one of these characteristics. I won't be drawn into shrill political argument by saying which one is missing which.
Reply #31 from PolMach Forums Top
That was what bugged me about the 2000 election. McCain was one of the few major party candidates I could back. I didn't agree with every issue of his, but he seemed informed, intelligent, and most of all, to be one of the last bastions of "small government" Republicans (remember those?). Most libertarians defected from the Republican party when the party STOPPED being those things.

Yeah! What happened to the party? Did we just get a little too caught up in Reagonomics? Whatever happened to fiscal conservatism and smaller government and individual rights? It would be nice if Republicans would go back to acting like Republicans and not attempt to throw fluff our way. FMA, not gonna' happen, believes in God (damn Clinton could say it too, but what came of it?) say they believe in the family then cut overtime that helps us provide for our families, what the hell? I wish I was voting for a second term of Mcain, instead I'm voting for a democrat just to knock the neocon's out of power. What the heck happened to REAL conservatives?