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SEX OBSESSION AND THE DEMOCRATS

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SEX OBSESSION AND THE DEMOCRATS

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Why are the Democrats so obsessed with sex? It seems like every time you watch the news, some Democrat is involved with something sexual. And all to often, it involves perversion and sodomy. The republicans take sex in stride. Sex is a normal part of life and they keep their personal lives private. Generally, Republicans believe in fidelity and marriage. The Democrats, on the other hand, seem to accept every sick perversion that comes along and advocate fornication involving many partners. Democrats even think that sex should start at ages as young as twelve. What kind of terribly evil young people will we have in our country six or eight years from now if the Democrats gain more power? Young people today are immoral enough without blatantly teaching them to be so evil from such an early age. Here are some things the Democrats want to allow.

CONTRACEPTIVES GIVEN TO SIXTH GRADERS.
TEACHING OF PERVERTED SEX ACTS TO FORTH GRADERS.
TEACHING THAT HOMOSEXUALITY IS NORMAL TO FIRST GRADERS.
TEACHING TWELVE YEAR OLDS HOW TO HAVE ORAL SEX.
TEACHING YOUNG TEENS HOW TO HAVE SEX WITH MULTIPLE PARTNERS.
TEACHING YOUNG TEENS HOW TO HAVE ANAL SEX (SODOMY).

These are just some of the disgusting things the liberal, pro-democratic, teachers union wants to do. God help us if the Democrats ever regain power!!!
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Reply #26 from JoeUser Forums Top
I have a pubic hair from Clarence Thomas if anyone is interested. Not really. I do have some pages from Packwood's diary. Not really. I may have a blue dress though. Really. I wear it out sometimes. Not really. I model it in front of my happy mirror. Along with J. Edgar Hoover's panties. Really.
Reply #27 from JoeUser Forums Top
as long as you dont have anything roy cohn gave you, its all good
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Reply #28 from JoeUser Forums Top
i musta missed that place. whats the address?


Link

Marvin's worldview comes straight from a Warren Zevon song...

Then there's the lyric from Carmelita:

"Well, I'm sittin' here playing solitaire
With my pearl-handled deck
The county won't give me no more methadone
And they cut off your welfare check"
Reply #29 from JoeUser Forums Top
Marvin,

You seriously have to start posting in the humor section - because your threads make me luagh more than half in there!

Shouldn't that be Adam and Steve?


Hillarious.

BAM!!!
Reply #30 from JoeUser Forums Top
MAN...........THIS ARTICLE UPSETTED PEOPLE MORE THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD!!!


An odd observation. Was that your intent?

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Reply #31 from JoeUser Forums Top

so I'm kind of hoping civil unions WILL prevail. 

Me too, so that they can pay more taxes like married couples do

When that happens, marriage will actually become less popular as progressive-leaning heterosexual couples choose the politically correct model.

what is the "politically correct" model?  Are you saying that marriage is not politically correct?  Marriage binds families, how can that not be correct? 

Churches won't form civil unions, just as you don't have a civil ceremony at Church.  The whole marriage thing originated as a church ceremony, and is now made legal by State.

I'd hate to think that America is so far gone to the trash that they don't still believe in marriage.  That would be a sad day, indeed.

Maybe that type of "progressive" thought is progressing in the wrong direction.......

Reply #32 from JoeUser Forums Top

Reply #30 By: RationalCop - 6/4/2004 7:23:02 AM
MAN...........THIS ARTICLE UPSETTED PEOPLE MORE THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD!!!


An odd observation. Was that your intent?

Actually- he wants to simply anger us with his excessive abuse of capitol letters

Reply #33 from JoeUser Forums Top
Inforgeek... you point out a lot of "republican" divorces. What does that have to do with sexual perversion?

Y'wanna know why Dems seem so "perverted"? It's because their opponents keep bringing up their sex lives instead of discussing the relevant issues. Was Clinton a bad president? You know he wasn't, because they destroyed his integrity by making such a big deal of all his sexual misconducts.


Clinton was not a bad President simply because he cheated on his wife. He was a bad President because he cheated with his wife on the tax payers wallet. Keep you pants on in the oval office, and while you are at it, stay away from government funded interns.


Hmm...I'm a teen, and i'm a democrat, and I don't think that the Dem Party has taught me these things.


It's obvious you are a teen. The democrats have not directly tought you anything, accept maybe how to make a bad arguement for your case. The heavily democratically supported education system does, as well as the democratically supporting wacko hollywood freaks.

Don't worry, that's actually a moderate view.


There is no such thing. You side on one side of an issue, or on the other, OR you have no oppinion at all, but siding on the "moderate" side is just other way to say, "I have a view on this, but I am ashamed of it OR I am a waffler (aka Mr. Kerry).
Reply #34 from JoeUser Forums Top
"32 AMERICA'S LOW MORALS MIRRORED ON SUPER BOWL SUNDAY
by Marvin Cooley on Tuesday, February 03, 2004 3:11:33 AM in Current Events"

i managed to avoid the janet jackson naked boob pics on tv and the internet, until i came onto joeuser.com where lefty-bleeding-heart-perverse-liberal anthony r. helpfully provided a gigantic photo that took up half my screen that was placed on the front page by the (i am assuming) the equally sex-crazed left-wing joeuser staff.

i forget which one, but his first article had a long and detailed description about anal sex.

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you win marvin, us democrats are all about the bush.
Reply #35 from JoeUser Forums Top
what is the "politically correct" model? Are you saying that marriage is not politically correct? Marriage binds families, how can that not be correct?


Civil Unions are politically correct because they don't exclude gays.
Reply #36 from JoeUser Forums Top
"CONTRACEPTIVES GIVEN TO SIXTH GRADERS.
TEACHING OF PERVERTED SEX ACTS TO FORTH GRADERS.
TEACHING THAT HOMOSEXUALITY IS NORMAL TO FIRST GRADERS.
TEACHING TWELVE YEAR OLDS HOW TO HAVE ORAL SEX.
TEACHING YOUNG TEENS HOW TO HAVE SEX WITH MULTIPLE PARTNERS.
TEACHING YOUNG TEENS HOW TO HAVE ANAL SEX (SODOMY)."


Do you have any...oh, what are they called..ah yes, facts to uphold what you have just claimed?
And another thing, sodomy is not anal sex, but rather refers to a set of sexual acts, including oral sex.
Reply #37 from JoeUser Forums Top
I would also like to know what is wrong with teaching children that homosexualit is normal
Reply #38 from JoeUser Forums Top
There is no such thing. You side on one side of an issue, or on the other, OR you have no oppinion at all, but siding on the "moderate" side is just other way to say, "I have a view on this, but I am ashamed of it OR I am a waffler (aka Mr. Kerry).


Uh, no. There are more than two sides to many issues. This is one of them. I can be for gay marriage (liberal), for civil unions but not for gay marriage or a constitutional amendment, (moderate), or opposing both civil unions and gay marriage and wanting to amend the constitution to ban them (conservative) or various other combinations.
Reply #39 from JoeUser Forums Top
What's amusing to me is that Marvin can so convincingly build up a case against a governmental party and claim that another party is better when in fact all governments seek to further their own ends by questionable means. What's more surprising is that it's done as though Republicans were God's chosen people and above reproach.
I'm sure he's talked to and personally met all Republicans he so fervently supports.

Truth is that ALL man appointed goverments will fall short of our ideals. All man appointed goverments will implement morally questionable laws and statutes. Why? Because they're appointed and run by men. Simple.

To say Republicans are better than Democrats might be true but it's still only choosing the lesser of two evils.
Reply #40 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hmm...I'm a teen, and i'm a democrat, and I don't think that the Dem Party has taught me these things.
Clearly you missed that meeting
Reply #41 from JoeUser Forums Top

Reply #34 By: russellmz2 - 6/4/2004 10:46:12 PM
"32 AMERICA'S LOW MORALS MIRRORED ON SUPER BOWL SUNDAY
by Marvin Cooley on Tuesday, February 03, 2004 3:11:33 AM in Current Events"

i managed to avoid the janet jackson naked boob pics on tv and the internet, until i came onto joeuser.com where lefty-bleeding-heart-perverse-liberal anthony r. helpfully provided a gigantic photo that took up half my screen that was placed on the front page by the (i am assuming) the equally sex-crazed left-wing joeuser staff.

Yes, the JU staff is filled with sex-crazed left-wing people.  Just ask our leader who you can find on "Right-wing techie"   Anthony R is left wing?  I must have missed that memo.  I'm laughing too hard right now to be able to type anymore......

Reply #43 from JoeUser Forums Top
I could sail a ship on the sea of rediculousness in this thread. I'm telling you, just as I've stated in my article "I solve the Gay Marriage Problem" Link we just need to change the word "marriage." That way gays can have their "rights," and conservatives can have their "sanctity."

I would also like to point out that THERE ARE GAY CONSERVATIVES. When I went to the Pride Festival in Washington DC last summer I walked by a booth for Gay Republicans....I rubbed my eyes a few times to make sure it was true and that it wasn't some mirage. Granted that they weren't getting many visitors I picked up a few stickers and gave them a smile. The main issues are not sex....or at least, they shouldn't be. Our country has many more important things to worry about but our nation continues to distract the public with these social issues that really come down to personal preferences and no real objective reasoning.

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Reply #44 from JoeUser Forums Top
so Marvin, i would just like to know, can you give us a rough estimate of how many points you lost when you posted this article? Just out of personal interest.
Reply #45 from JoeUser Forums Top
I would also like to point out that THERE ARE GAY CONSERVATIVES. When I went to the Pride Festival in Washington DC last summer I walked by a booth for Gay Republicans....I rubbed my eyes a few times to make sure it was true and that it wasn't some mirage. Granted that they weren't getting many visitors I picked up a few stickers and gave them a smile. The main issues are not sex....or at least, they shouldn't be. Our country has many more important things to worry about but our nation continues to distract the public with these social issues that really come down to personal preferences and no real objective reasoning.


A country is only as strong as its families. The communists understood this and tried to undermine this. They realized that families are important to the freedom and well-being of any society becuase they promote economic, emotional, and social stability; they preserve traditional values and customs; and they provide moral guidelines and standards of right and wrong. The goal of communists is to create people that are totally rootless and disoriented so they can be easily propagandized and controlled. For, "as goes the home, so goes the nation."