@ #176  Tell ya wot, Jack, that's the best I've seen Po` in ages.  While the lycra pants don't do a lot for his legs/nobbly knees, the cape gives him a dignified look and the crown hides his bald spot....

... and for those thinking that he fills out those lycra pants particularly well, it's not wot yer think... it's a spare pair of sock cos those shoes make his feet sweat something awful.

You should look as good as I do in spandex and black.

Congrats on the promotion.

Thanks brother! Do I look as good as you in your birthday suit?

Hi Guys! Just got back from the E.R. ..... an...d

Oh!.....O H H......

Back I go.....

  think i'll join the good dr

I just got one question... Po`, how on Earth did you fit all that into those tights??  I mean, even sucking it all up, it still woulda been one hell of a tight fit.

Oh, and Jack, huge congratulations on your well deserved promotion... couldn't have happened to a nicer bloke.

@Reply #179

Oh c'mon, I just ate....

*Pukes*  

With rising food prices the way they are, I hope you're not gonna waste that.

Naaaah....better th' secon' toime aroun'!

Did I say that?

***A well earned Congrats Jack!***

The Pyrates lurv ya!

Yup, you shure did... and it fits in perfectly with my waste not want not policy on food.

Caw! Made meself sick thar Cap'n. I be savin' some fer ye seein' yer policy!

Not only are Klingon women butt-ugly,

they're also very gascious.

Nah, you keep it fer yerself... ne'er know when 'ard times 'll 'it an' tha pantry be bare.

I knew I should never have given them that Curried cabbage recipe.

It was the black-eyed peas, onions, tomatoes wit; shrimp 'n grits in tasoo with sausage, an' collard greens.....ten addin' the 'boil peanuts'.

Sound Low Country Po'? Best darned food on earth.

Here be a gift...some o' th' greatest recipes aroun'! It ain't this thread but it's the best....so eat first and hit me later!

Original Southern Inspired Recipes from Doug DuCap:

• Charleston Chili: The Grand Prize Winning Recipe in the Taste of the South Competition

• Sweet Potato and Country Ham BBQ Hash

• Country Sausage Gravy (& Sausage Gravy Crack-A-Roni & Cheese)

• Low Country Layered Banana Pudding Recipe

• Jalapeno Mesquite Boiled Peanuts

• Southern Style Sweet Corn Onion Rings

• Homestyle Pumpkin Pancakes Recipe

• Frito Corn Chip Encrusted Onion Rings

• BBQ Redo #1: The Morning After Barbeque Breakfast

• BBQ Redo #2: Deep South Philly BBQ Cheesesteak Sandwich

• BBQ Redo #3: Savory Mustard Pork Wontons Recipe

Articles About Southern Food and Culinary Life:

• Four Corners of Carolina BBQ Road Trip

• A Roundup of 11 Delicious Cole Slaw Recipes

• A Roundup of Refreshing and Delicious Iced Sweet Tea Recipes

• She-Crab Soup

• Redfish Courtbouillon

• The Spiciest Ginger Ale in South Carolina: Blenheim Ginger Ale

• Waiter, There’s a Pearl in My Soup (Err…Oyster)!

• Spice Up Your Spring With Delicious Tabasco Recipes (& Trivia)!

• Southern Coastal Life Streaming MP3s: Many of the Songs Are About Southern Food

Southern Restaurant Reviews & Chefs:

• Pork Barbecue for the Soul: Duke’s Bar-B-Que, North Charleston, SC

• A Rising Star Restaurant in South Carolina: Four Moons

• An Interview With Chef Charles Zeran of Four Moons (Plus a Recipe)

• 8 Recipes from a James Beard Award Winner: Charleston, SC’s Robert Stehling

• 911 Cooking Emergency…Nathalie Dupree to the Rescue!

• 5 Easy Seafood Recipes from a Future Southern Celebrity Chef: Virginia Willis

• Four Corners of Carolina BBQ Road Trip

Well if that's the regurgitated mixture, I suggest warm it up for the dog if it has gone cold... if it's still warm, send it over to the Congress Cafeteria in a pizza box... they'd never know the difference.

I know the latter goes against my waste not want not policy on food, but still... the giggle would make it worth it.