I can't believe I just went back and read all 6 pages of this... my eyes are burning and my side hurts from laughing. good thing my office is the sound-proof server room or those nice guys in the white shirts that carry the jackets with really long sleeves would come take me away.


my name is Dave and I'm addicted to wincustomize.. is that the same as a skinaholic?

I would love to post in this thread again. So many scores to settle, so little time.

But then, I was told..

"Well Po' if you spent a little less time bashing me and focusing more on what you could do you'd probably be a master by now."

So, I'm gonna be a good boy til I get my first windowblinds done.

Really.

Stop laughing. I really am.

Beautiful. That was absolutely, positively touching, gentlemen.

My name is Chonino, and I'm a skinaholic. Don't paste my face on stuff.

You have to write that on parchment in Strawberry Smuckers while you sing the theme to 'That Girl' with a pound of Crisco in your undies for it to be valid. And we have to see the video.

Po...dude... YOU may have to see that video...but the rest of us DON'T.   

Oh my I just bought my first subscription,I'm only a admirer and receiver of all your works and genious after reading this I started sucking my thumb    
I change my themes every 5 mins. Not only are u guys/gals talented, you're sense of humor is so refreshing.   

No one takes me seriously. Ever.

I want to see the damn video!

And I want to be blind when it plays.

I once ate food cooked in a pound of Criso. It caused two pounds of something else in the undies...
Picture Howie Mandel in his younger days, blowing up the rubber glove with his nose. You get the analogy.
Ya know, I have a quite gross video called ziplok.avi that would express it best...

excuse me while I hearl my guts out....

Oh how glad I am, then, that the missus don't do my curried cabbage that way... I can see it now, military types in those chemical spill clean up suits coming in to contain the damage.

Bump!

 

Classic thread

 this is what i love about this place  and all the great talent

You talking about Po' skinning Skinhit in a bikini or the humor?

You know you won't get it.

Eventually, I guess, you'll get too mad and make it yourself, right?  

 

 

just absolutely brilliant, this whole thread was just bloody great, thank you very much........Ha Ha...brilliant

Zu....thinking about 'that' video had me in the ER at the wrong end of the stethoscope.

P.S.....This classic thread should be saved forever!

Also....Turns out I laughed so hard I soaked the sofa. Me lady started screaming at me.....

so I wiped up everything with the curtains. Here's the question, then: Why's she so upset?

That reminds me... three guys are are at the pub discussing making love to their partners, and the first says: "When i make love to my woman, she rises a foot off the mattress in ecstasy."

That's nothing," said the second guy: "I'm so good my lady rises 2 feet off the mattress in ecstasy."

The Third guy says: "well my missus hit the roof when we made love the other night."

The both ask: "How on earth do you manage that?????"

Before I put my pants back on I wiped me whatsit on the curatins.

Now you might think this is off topic but it's not, well not entirely... she near skinned him alive when he got home from the pub.

My goodness I have missed this thread...

 

well i'm rob a few years ago i became a skinoholic and there was no hope for me, then one day i found my self CLEAN and WOW!! (the fresh air out side was amazing) and i was clean for about a year... BUT then about 3 monts ago fell back into my old ways and now there is no hope for me again..........

 

But i love it..........

I'm just glad you didn't say Hello, I'm Skin and I'm a Jack-a-holic!

 

@ KingDaddyDave:

Speak fer yerself, mate! I'd buy tickets to tha' one!

 

@ Starkers #167:

Bullseye, mate. Exactly what I was thinking of!

the humor the other gave me a headache

I don't know why, but this wallpaper was rejected.

OMG.......Skinhit he be killin' ye laddie.....do sumpin' quick!

Back to the E.R. ....... 

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