give the bloke a break.....he's got to go to work to pay for the electricty that keeps the computer going to find those photos to photoshop so tastefully for our twisted amusement!........  

Thanks to you all, I just peed on the sofa having the best laughs in a long time.
Dosen't take much to amuse me, but this all deserves a big BRAVO!

  

Black leather, just runs right off!

Speaking from experience????

I have a 2 year old, so YES!

Phew, that's a relief....not that your 2 yo piddles on the sofa, but rather that it's good to know you don't suffer with incontinence/budget bladder....I'm told it can be really inconvenient in winter.

    

I don't know how I got to this point. I mean it's like I see myself now and I just don't understand how it got this far.

We were all just a bunch of college kids having some fun on the lab computers. The somebody decided it would be funny to take a screenshot of the desktop, set it as the wallpaper and hide the icons. Then, we started using paint to edit the wallpapers. Not to long after that, I started using the hard stuff. Photoshop, Paint Shop Pro, whatever I could get my hands on. I wasn't just doing it for pranks any more either. I was customizing to match desktops, logos, days of the week. It didn't even matter what it was. My friends all warned me I was on the edge. But, I didn't listen. I figured...wait...I knew, I could quit anytime. Man, was I wrong.

Things only got worse after that, forum signatures, web page graphics, I was skinning stuff I never knew existed. And it still wasn't enough. Some introduced me to 3ds max up in the 3D lab and that's when I knew I hit bottom. I went from social skinner to skinning at any time of the day. No matter where I was. I even started giving up my video game time to skin stuff. Why play Mario when I could make a Mario skin?

It's gotten so bad now I find myself making icons for the programs on my destktop. But, I dont even use the icons on my desktop. I've hid them for years! Maybe we should start a group. Oooh! I could make a skin for that. Did I just say that!?! Help me!

skinhit....you coulda given po a DECENT set 'o boobs!!!!!  .he's got fried eggs man!!....FRIED EGGS!!!!

I remember doing that...fun huh?

Like I said earlier.... I'm gonna start skinning my phone, pretty sick I am!

      

Yeah, I thought that....I mean, I'd heard of inverted nipples, but that's ridiculous.

thats b/c that photo is a guy(seriously)....


GH33DA.....Excellent story

oh..you like looking up 'THOSE' sites.

That explains ....uh..nothing really.

In fact, it's kinda creepy.

Aw, c'mon, Jack, when you said "worry not, I'll be back", I thought we were gonna get an Arnie type response with a bit of crash, bang wallop...something with a bit of flair and pizzaz, yet creative and intellectually stimulating....and that's all we get. To put it bluntly, it was a fizzler - no bang for our buck - and more importantly, your side of the feud is losing momentum faster than rapid dry cement...you know, the type Al Capone used to make custom shoes for his surplus/superfluous accountants.

Now you realise the gravity of the situation, how dire the circumstances are, I hope you'll take the bull by the horns and give 'im wot for...come back with a vengeance, so to speak.



(Oh, and PS...if you need to look up any of those sites for suitable material, don't worry...we'll understand and all would be forgiven. )

Ok Ok people, been really busy at work lately.....but i do recall someone saying Po' should have had bigger boobs.....

Jack Pot, excellent skinit. I don't think a triple D cup bra would hold those puppies in.

Po' meets planet of the apes!

Oh Jack, that's absolute gold!!!! It's one ripper of a comeback...top shelf...wunderbar, even.

You guys are nuts, I have not laughed so much. Its great to see 2 friends have fun

FRIENDS!?!?!?!?!?!?

I HATE him. He's not worthy to scrape the lint out of my bellybutton. If he were dying of thirst I would give him an old can of Billy Beer! If he was on fire...I'd give him another old can of Billy Beer!

Grrrr..

Why did I click on this thread...I should of known better. #38

my eyes are still burning

and when i was done drinking the billy beer and had to pee, i'd pee on him..

even if he wasn't on fire?