2008 Democratic National Convention Schedule

Ok, so we know now that Hillary has officially tossed her hat into the ring. So next is her coming out party and schedule of events. Here's the lineup.....


2008 Democratic National Convention Schedule


7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.
7:15 P.M. Pledge of Allegiance to the United Nations.
7:30 PM. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:30 till 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship: Jessie Jackson and Al
Sharpton.
8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:05 P.M Ceremonial tree hugging.
8:15- 8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding: Barney Frank, presiding.
8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally: Cindy Sheehan, Susan Sarandon. (has been changed due to recent circumstances)
9:00 P.M. Keynote speech: "The Proper Etiquette for Surrender" French
President Jacques Chirac.
9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden Kidney Transplant Fund
9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay:
Sean Penn.
9:40 P.M. Why I hate the Military: A short talk by William Jefferson
Clinton.
9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:50 P.M. Dan Rather receives "Truth in Broadcasting" award, presented by
Michael Moore.
9:55 P.M., Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:00 P.M. Presentation: "How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down
the World Trade Center Towers", by Howard Dean.

10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton for President by Mahmud
Ahnadinejad.
11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents the Internet.
11:15 P.M. "Our Troops are War Criminals", presented by John Kerry.
11:30 P.M Coronation of Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton.
12:00 AM. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:05 A.M Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home.


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Reply #1 Top
no you're right LW....it was an email I got months ago and still had kicking around...... in lieu of today's events I decided to pass it on.....I usually do put a disclaimer on these things .....

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You didn't write this.


That, and it's just not funny.
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First off, I agree with SC, it's not funny. What it is, in my opinion, is just another moment of someone joining the good ol' "democrats are bad" bandwagon. *sighs* C'est la vie.   

~L
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First off, I agree with SC, it's not funny. What it is, in my opinion, is just another moment of someone joining the good ol' "democrats are bad" bandwagon. *sighs* C'est la vie.


And why shouldn't we? Seems your compatriots are all jumping on the "all conservatives are bad" bandwagon. So by your rational it's okay if ya'll do it, but it's not okay if we do it? Talk about a double standard.
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And why shouldn't we? Seems your compatriots are all jumping on the "all conservatives are bad" bandwagon. So by your rational it's okay if ya'll do it, but it's not okay if we do it? Talk about a double standard.


Did I ever say it was right of them to do so? No, I did not. So, the next time you try to understand my rational/try to understand how i am thinking, get everything straight, and don't assume. Heck, why not ask me. M'kay?

Thanks.


~L
Reply #6 Top
That, and it's just not funny.


well I didn't put it under humor.....truth isn't always funny

it's not funny. What it is, in my opinion, is just another moment of someone joining the good ol' "democrats are bad" bandwagon.


weeeeelllllll *cough* they are bad......

Did I ever say it was right of them to do so? No, I did not.


but.....did you ever tell them it was bad?



Reply #7 Top
Did I ever say it was right of them to do so? No, I did not.


but.....did you ever tell them it was bad?


Truth told here. You may have "never" said it was a good thing.....but KFC is correct. You have never called them on it and said it was bad either.
Reply #8 Top
No Micheal Moore? No Jimmy Carter? No Al Sharpton? This is honestly less of a rogues gallery than normal...
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Did I ever say it was right of them to do so? No, I did not.


but.....did you ever tell them it was bad?


Everyone hates everyone, let's just all kick back with a cold one and call the whole thing off.


You say po-TAY-toe
I say po-TAW-toe
you say to-MAY-toe
I say to-MAW-toe
po-TAY-toe, po-TAW-toe, to-MAY-toe, to-MAW-toe,
let's call the whole thing off!
Reply #10 Top
Everyone hates everyone, let's just all kick back with a cold one and call the whole thing off


well that's not entirely true....I like you....and the cold one? Well I'll just
have a lemonade thank you!

let's call the whole thing off!


that's the best Idea I've heard all day.....yes lets just call the whole Democratic Convention off shall we?

ummmmmm Do you really thing they'll listen to us?



Reply #11 Top
Well I'll just
have a lemonade thank you!


Well . . . you know I'm not kicking back the alcoholic kind either, mine's a beer of the decidedly root variety . . .

And as far as the Democratic Convention, we can't call it off. I have to go and find actual candidates to support.
Reply #12 Top
have to go and find actual candidates to support


wrong answer....try again.
Reply #13 Top
No Micheal Moore? No Jimmy Carter? No Al Sharpton?


and steal ol' Ted's limelight? He wouldn't have it. It's his party.
Reply #14 Top
They were all there last time, lol. There's plenty of room under the Dem umbrella.
Reply #15 Top
Truth told here. You may have "never" said it was a good thing.....but KFC is correct. You have never called them on it and said it was bad either.


I remember a couple times where i've voiced my opinion that both sides were at fault, and that i considered them to both be wrong, then again, when does anyone really listen to what i say?

weeeeelllllll *cough* they are bad......


Tsk tsk...why not come over to the dark side, and enjoy a few pleasantries.

well I didn't put it under humor.....truth isn't always funny


Suggestion: Instead of blasting the trumpet of what they've done wrong, why not talk about what they have done right, or have started to do, that is positive.


~L
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"Suggestion: Instead of blasting the trumpet of what they've done wrong, why not talk about what they have done right, or have started to do, that is positive."


I can't answer for KFC, but I'd have to guess when you don't like people, and you don't want them to win elections, you probably won't want to go around singing their laurels.
Reply #17 Top
wrong answer....try again.




hey, I like my answer. Remember, I'm technically registered Democrat . . .
Reply #18 Top
I can't answer for KFC, but I'd have to guess when you don't like people, and you don't want them to win elections, you probably won't want to go around singing their laurels.


Perhaps, but, for example. I don't like child abusers, but i still admit that there are some that have paid for their crimes; they've both strived to help children not be abused, and have turned for the better. I, personally, always look for the good in things, no matter how i feel.

~L

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"Perhaps, but, for example. I don't like child abusers, but i still admit that there are some that have paid for their crimes; they've both strived to help children not be abused, and have turned for the better. I, personally, always look for the good in things, no matter how i feel."


So by that logic when Democrats repent and are reformed, I can like them and laud them. Okay, I'm cool with that. I mean, you don't like the child abusers that proudly proclaim their abuse and try to promote more abuse, right?

When I bump into Ted at an abortion clinic protest, I'll take your advice.
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So by that logic when Democrats repent and are reformed, I can like them and laud them. Okay, I'm cool with that. I mean, you don't like the child abusers that proudly proclaim their abuse and try to promote more abuse, right?

When I bump into Ted at an abortion clinic protest, I'll take your advice.


Okay, I'm taking this as you are being serious. 'Cause it seems like maybe...

No, I don't like them.

That brings up something. Repent, how so? Do you say they've repented/reformed?

Comes down to personal choice.

Reply #21 Top
No, in your example you said that you had to admit that the good you find in child abusers is that some have repented of their crimes and turned over a new leaf. I said, by that logic, I'll be able to find the positive in Dems when they turn over a new leaf and cast off their Democratness...
Reply #22 Top
I'll be able to find the positive in Dems when they turn over a new leaf and cast off their Democratness...


Hey, some of us ain't all that bad . . .

Just keep it up, buddy. I'm in the mood for a flamefest.

(And yes, since if I really wanted to start one, you'd be the very first person I'd want to start it with. Except for maybe an Admin. )
Reply #23 Top
"Just keep it up, buddy. I'm in the mood for a flamefest."


Repent!!! Penitenziagite!!! Cast off your pinkoness and do not follow your brothers into the hell that is a suburban community meeting. There they will discuss standards for gender-neutral language in local government documents for all eternity!!!
Reply #24 Top
First off, I agree with SC, it's not funny. What it is, in my opinion, is just another moment of someone joining the good ol' "democrats are bad" bandwagon. *sighs* C'est la vie.


Some people just dont have a sense of humor.
Reply #25 Top
Just keep it up, buddy. I'm in the mood for a flamefest.


You "really" don't want to get into one of those. It'll get real ugly, really fast.