Old_Crab

Reply to What was your favorite Saturday morning cartoons in WinCustomize Talk WinCustomize Forums

Hrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmm.......this may show my age a bit.......but Heckle and Jeckle (2 rogueish crows) and Tom and Jerry. Also not generally a Sat. toon but The Maxx.

The Best and Worst Present You Got For Christmas in WinCustomize Talk JoeUser Forums

What did you get for Christmas? Please keep it short! The best gift and the worst gift. Don't go into the ...oh, I also got a second best gift from.....or the second worst gift from....just the best and worst.

Reply to Msgboard Chatroom Marathon in WinCustomize Talk WinCustomize Forums

Just that I'd bumpity-bump this up. Grand Raspberries to all and to all a good night or whatever!

Reply to Coffee or Tea in WinCustomize Talk WinCustomize Forums

About 10 years ago I picked up at the local flea market two things: a 2lb. capacity coffee bean mill and an espresso machine that can cook up a 16 cup batch at a time. If I could grow my own beans I would. So I end up getting whatever, and throw them all into the mill together. Needless to say I've come up with some mighty paculiar concoctions. I really prefer my homemade beer. But not in the morning. No, sir. <img src="http://images.stardock.com/wc/sm

Reply to Another "How Old Are you?" thread in WinCustomize Talk WinCustomize Forums

I feel as old as the proverbial hills. Look like'em too.

Reply to Msgboard Chatroom Marathon in WinCustomize Talk WinCustomize Forums

The Old Crab leans out of his Treehouse window and shouts to all the denizens of the Chocolate Planet........Bah! What...Humbug is this! Can't an Old Crab get any sleep around here!?! Don't you know that Santa's on his way. With all the noise you'll frighten him away! Now...please.....let an Old Crab sleep! Grand Raspberries To All And To All A Good Night. </fon

Bah! Humbug! It's Another Christmas! in WinCustomize Talk JoeUser Forums

I know. What am I doing here on Christmas eve!?! Well to tell the truth I need a few moments of peace and quiet! I've got so many relatives that have come for Christmas that I've had to put some of the more objectionable ones' up at the B&B (bed and breakfast, a little hotel like place) in Pattison. Sorry, to anyone wanting to stay in Pattison overnight but getting as many obnoxious relations out of the way has become kind of a Christmas tradition with

Reply to treetog's had a birthday!!! in WinCustomize Talk WinCustomize Forums

Well by now you should be used to birthdays. They come every year, rain or shine. Just think about it. Fifty have come and gone, and there is no going back. I'm sure when you, like me, were young the "B" was all hoopla and huzzahs. Now, the "B" is more just......let me take a nap. Anyway, don't let me get you down on this special day....however many more we may hope to have. Grand Raspberries to you and yours treetog and may your birthday be r

Reply to Msgboard Chatroom Marathon in WinCustomize Talk WinCustomize Forums

Bah! Humbug! Old Crab sneeks out of his Treehouse. Looking around hither and tither he skittles to the Fantasyland Forests Grand And Most Obnoxious Christmas tree put up by that silly Fuzzy Logic creature. Excellent! Nobodies around they're all out caroling! Old Crab then opens his magic Santa sack and begins to put out Christmas presents for everyone on the Chocolate Planet! Old Crab makes sure he hasn't been seen, then with a twinkle and touch upon h

Reply to So you are Butt- Ugly in WinCustomize Talk WinCustomize Forums

Why thank you Ande. Remind me of your comment if by perchance we should ever meet.

Reply to Getting Rid of XP's default screen savers in Personal Computing WinCustomize Forums

O.K. here's the real problem. The savers are in a Backup dll that when the savers are deleted they are automatically restored. Cracking into the dll is not advised by MS. I've tried to delete them by going into the system32 folder and deleting them but to no avail. Why use a screensaver!?! Why they're purdy that's why! Thanks away ya'll. I guess I'm stuck. <img src="

Reply to Getting Rid of XP's default screen savers in Personal Computing WinCustomize Forums

This is of course embarrasing. 3 Posts for such a silly question. The savers are 3D flower box,pipes,text,flying objects. They drive me nuts trying to rid myself of them.

Getting Rid of XP's default screen savers in Personal Computing JoeUser Forums

Once more without messing up (hopefully). Does anyone know how to get rid of Win XP's default screen savers?

Reply to Vote for WinCustomize.com on TweakXP in Community WinCustomize Forums

For a homemade brew I will.

Reply to Msgboard Chatroom Marathon in WinCustomize Talk WinCustomize Forums

The Old Crab peers out from his Great Oak Treehouse with a powerful telescope, watching the denizens of the Chocolate Planet closely. He's dressed in a red suit with a red stocking cap with a tassel on the end. What is he watching for? Why he's watching for all those who are naughty or nice of course! Only difference is...he's watching for the naughty one's who he'll reward with chocolate and for the nice one's he'll give lumps of coal! Grand

Reply to I wanna use an Avatar too... in Community WinCustomize Forums

Sometimes avatars reflect their owners personality and do mean alot to their owners. Grand Raspberries to all!

Reply to WinCustomize needs you! in Community WinCustomize Forums

What type of hours are we talking about here? What days or nights? I'd try for the general forum to keep things from getting ..... to nasty. Maybe.

Reply to Msgboard Chatroom Marathon in WinCustomize Talk WinCustomize Forums

Why thank you Mr. FL! May your favorite Pub stay open an extra hour just for you! Or you can have a slobbery crab kiss. Anyway thats been eating at me since....I first say LOR. Anyway.......... Grand Raspberries to all and to all a good night!

Reply to Old Crab tries again in WinCustomize Talk WinCustomize Forums

Oh for crying out loud this was a mistake I did when I first started out in the new WC. Anyone care to delete it.......PLEASE....how embarrassing.

Reply to Where you from? in Community WinCustomize Forums

I live on the Chocolate Planet in a Great Oak Tree. It's located in the Marathon Thread. However, I've been known to be located between the small Texas towns of Brookshire and Pattison. Don't call me I'll call you.

Reply to Your thoughts on Marijuana in Blogging WinCustomize Forums

Being from the U.S. I believe it should be used medicinally if prescribed by a Doctor. Some U.S. laws are very antiquated when it comes to drugs and what can be termed as of "medical" value. As for recreational use...I don't care if people smoke it or not...however, as in the case of Drunk Drivers, well...just don't hit me or mine... .

Reply to Msgboard Chatroom Marathon in WinCustomize Talk WinCustomize Forums

Bah! Humbug, I say! Nobody can defeat the devious Old Crab! Anyway I've got a couple of questions. To wit...does the actor that plays Elrod of Rivendell in the movie Lord of the Rings also play Agent Smith in the Matrix? And second is Mormegil going to update his Christmas suite. Anybody know? Anyway I know this should go out in the general forum but...oh foolish me.......pride before a fall.....and all that. <img src="http://images.stardock.com/wc/smi

Reply to Msgboard Chatroom Marathon in WinCustomize Talk WinCustomize Forums

Oh just in case.......Old Crab just installed an anti-Santa alarm and booby trap system in the Lab. OC wants to catch the jolly old elf and hold him for ransom! Else at least a share in the toy market. Or a swap of Toy making elves for laid off Kebler elves...or....I can't think about it anymore...the endless possibilities... .

Reply to Msgboard Chatroom Marathon in WinCustomize Talk WinCustomize Forums

Boy did that feel good! The Old Crab rushs out to his lab to lock the doors which he forgot to do the other day. Gingerly he peeks in to make sure there aren't any Fantasyland denizens about and stirring up trouble. Then he locks, bars, and nails shut the door. Remembering to set all the alarms just in case...... Grand Raspberries to all and to all a good nig

Reply to Migrating to a whole new world... in WinCustomize Site Issues WinCustomize Forums

Ratz! I thought Frogboy had come up with some sort of space ship or portal to some other world and I was going to see how much a ticket would be. Oh well. Yep. It's faster, cleaner, techno. *Sigh*. Still miss the old place though. Had time to fetch a brew. Go to the little boy's room. What not.