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Official Troll Thumping Day Thread!

Official Troll Thumping Day Thread!

O' A Thumpin' We Will Go

January 26, 2006...Troll Thumping Day came to WC!

Two years later, it's going strong with more Thumpers than a Troll could count with all his toes.

For those asking what Troll Thumping Day is...here is a brief history.
"TROLL THUMPING

Troll Thumping on the internet is quite easy and has become
quite popular, since most Troll’s have taken to hiding out on the world wide web. However, they still have the means to dwell within stumps that they create
from stray bites of deleted info. (This is where your torch will come in handy,
so that you can ‘smoke’ them out’.)

The object of Troll Thumping is not to ‘kill’ or ‘harm’ the Troll, but to just let him know you are aware of their presence. Truth be known, Troll’s rather enjoy being thumped and some have been known to hang large red flags above their stumps, making it easier for you to find them.

The history of Troll Thumping goes back hundreds of years to the Wicklow Mountains of Ireland. It was one of the greatest fires the mountain had ever seen and turned thousands of tree’s into burned out, hollow stumps. Everyone
knows how much Troll’s like the smell of burnt wood (Another reason they
look forward to Troll Thumping Day..as Troll’s are deathly afraid of fire, so they rely on US to give their stumps that ‘new burnt-stump’ smell) so the burnt out stumps became quickly occupied. It didn’t take long before the
Wicklow Mountains were over run with Troll’s, for, as we all know, Troll’s will
only multiply as the stump availability will allow. You better believe that the Troll’s got ‘jiggy’ with it after the fire left some 15,000 stumps in it’s wake.

It was discovered, quite accidentally, that a good ‘thump’ to the noggin would render a male Troll impotent for up to one year. So, the people of Wicklow would gather once a year to go Troll Thumping in order to keep the population down. Why not just ‘kill’ all the Troll’s? Because, as you well know, Troll dung is the best fertilizer there is for a variety of crops, but especially Wild Wicklow Roses.

Today, the wild Troll population is well controlled and protected, and Troll Thumping Day has become more about tradition than anything else. Since many folk cannot get to Wicklow or don’t know where any wild Troll’s live, they have made Troll Thumping on the Internet their way to celebrate the tradition.

What you need to know…
1.You can only thump a Troll on Troll Thumping Day, which is every February First. To thump before or after February First will guarantee you bad luck through out the year.
2.You may only thump a Troll on the brow. Anywhere else will guarantee you bad luck through out the year.

Thumping On The Internet…
This is tricky. The best way to thump a Troll on the internet is in forums. The idea is to bait the Troll to post in a forum..or just lurk in one and hope a Troll shows up. Immediately AFTER the Troll posts, you follow with a resounding thump by posting your club. If your thump does not immediately follow the Troll’s post, it doesn’t count!!!!!

It is after you thump a Troll that then, and only then, are you allowed a Pint of Ale. Drinking BEFORE a thump or after a BAD thump will guarantee you bad luck through out the year.

Troll Thumping FORUMS have been known to pop-up, where a thumper may go to post a link to a good thump, or just hang out with other Thumper's to tell tales and drink Ale.

TROLL THUMPING BEGINS AT ONE MINUTE PAST MIDNIGHT ON JANUARY 31ST AND ENDS EXACTLY AT MIDNIGHT ON FEBRAUARY 1ST!!!!!!!!!!

Finally, it is considered bad form and very bad luck for any one person to thump the same Troll more than once!!! Never do this. Once you have thumped a Troll, go find another one. Give someone else a shot at it.

That’s all you need to know."


All the Troll Thumping Skins are up and waiting for fellow thumpers to get what they need for the Holiday!

All the essential skins are out and brought to you in full thumping-glory by the Mother-Thumpers!

WB (with three skins): by theAVMAN
Troll Thumping Day

Desktop Sidebar: by Mike b1954
EMERALD FLAME
BLACK DRAGON
STUMPY

Logons: by 2of3
A Mother Thumping Logon Package

Bootskins: by rikalot
Troll Thumpers Day Order of the Emerald Flame
Troll Thumpers Day Order of the Stump
Troll Thumpers Order of the Black Dragon

RightClick: by Lantec
Troll Thumping Suite RC

Sysmetrix: by Lantec
Mother Thumper
1024

Mother Thumper

Cursor: by Drill'n Boss
Troll Thumping cxp

Dock icons: by Po' Smedley
Motherthumpers OD Icons

Dock Backgrounds: by Po' Smedley
Motherthumpers OD Zoomers
Motherthumper OD Tiles

DX Thumper:
Thump A Troll

DX countdown: by Po' Smedley
Motherthumpers Countdown

Other DX Gadgets
Mother Thumpers Calendars
Mother Thumpers Weather
Mother Thumpers Clocks

Wallpapers: by Po' Smedley
Order Of The Emerald Flame Pack
Order Of The Stump Pack
Order Of The Black Dragon Pack

Rainlendars:
A Mother Thumping Rainy Package

Logo (misc art):
Motherthumpers Outfitters


Happy Thumping!
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BICHUR SIMMONS


THUMPING TO THE OLDIES

Hysterical
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Mikhail Bichurishnikov


Troll Lake
Reply #108 Top
I"ve never seen red horses before, let alone a whole herd of em

Try looking at the collection of Windows cursors.
Reply #109 Top
Hmmm... post #108 looks strangely mangled, but then this entire thread is on the warped side...
Reply #110 Top
this entire thread is on the warped side.


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Reply #111 Top
36 days to go.
Reply #112 Top
uh huh
Reply #113 Top
Oh crikey, not troll thumping again...   
Reply #114 Top
/me readies his troll thumping stick   
Reply #115 Top
Yes i am polishing my troll thumper as i read AHH the joy of it!! first the hunt "/>and then "/>and then of course some meds to help him sleep "/>
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aw crap.
Reply #118 Top
whew... at least this post is fixing to drop off the first page.
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CRAP!
Reply #120 Top
"There'll be no escape for the troll this time..."
Reply #121 Top
Looks like someone is working out!!
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Another Rule: Participants using baseball bats with nails in will be immediately disqualified from Official Troll Thumping Day. Furthermore, infringers will be sat before a troll judiciary to show just cause as to why they should be allowed to participate in future events.

(psssst, Po', here's your chance to make a few buck$ on the side....ssshhhhh )

In fact, participants will only be allowed to troll thump with authentic handcrafted thumpers....get in quick people and place your order with Po' before they all run out.
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Last years model...New one on the way.


The layout for this thread is all whacked out on my PC. Does anyone else notice, and if so, can we get a mod to tweak it back?
Reply #124 Top
whacked here also po'(i bet the troll did it)

Do Not Feed The Troll
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The layout for this thread is all whacked out on my PC.


Yep, all scrwewy here too....at first I thought it might've been that wascally wabbit, but the more me thinks about it, skinhit is probably right and it's those mischievous trolls at work again .....

That's why troll thumping day is so essential....it acts as a deterrent to wanton acts of troll vandalism such as this. The trouble is, because troll thumping day is but once a year, troublesome trolls take advantage of the off season to wreak havoc upon unsuspecting villagers. I therefore propose we inaugurate bi-annual or quarterly troll thumping days to curb these wilful acts of destruction throughout the year....

Given that the average troll takes about 11 weeks to recuperate after a good thumping, perhaps quarterly thumpings are in order....that would give them just four weeks annually to misbehave, thus providing us just enough incentive to continue congregating in the village square for this splendid event.