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Just got this e-mailed to me from a friend. Thought it was really cute so I wanted to share it with you.
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, "I clocked
you at 80 mile per hour, sir." The driver says, "Gee, officer, I had it
on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar needs calibrating." Not
looking up from her knitting the wife says sweetly from the passenger
seat, "Now don't be silly, dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise
control."
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife
and growls, "Can't you keep your mouth shut for once?"
The wife smiles demurely and says, " You should be thankful your radar
detector went off when it did." As the officer makes out the second ticket
for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says
through clenched teeth, "Darn it, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut."
The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your
seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine." The driver says,"Yeah,
well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me
over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket."
The wife says," Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your
seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving." And as
the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his
wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU SHUT THE HELL UP??"
The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always
talk to you this way, Ma'am?" (the killer line is next )
"Oh, heavens no, officer. Only when he's been drinking."
hee hee pretty cute huh?
Kisses,
SammyLink
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, "I clocked
you at 80 mile per hour, sir." The driver says, "Gee, officer, I had it
on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar needs calibrating." Not
looking up from her knitting the wife says sweetly from the passenger
seat, "Now don't be silly, dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise
control."
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife
and growls, "Can't you keep your mouth shut for once?"
The wife smiles demurely and says, " You should be thankful your radar
detector went off when it did." As the officer makes out the second ticket
for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says
through clenched teeth, "Darn it, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut."
The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your
seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine." The driver says,"Yeah,
well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me
over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket."
The wife says," Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your
seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving." And as
the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his
wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU SHUT THE HELL UP??"
The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always
talk to you this way, Ma'am?" (the killer line is next )
"Oh, heavens no, officer. Only when he's been drinking."
hee hee pretty cute huh?
Kisses,
SammyLink
