Behind your back.......or is it.

So one of my friends was discussing the latest gossip and ever notice how when people want to include you on gossip it's about how someone is talking "behind their backs" so now they are talking behind whoever's back to inform you that someone is gossipping about them. Well nothing new there, but what about the term "behind your back" at all. Unfairman might recall this conversation.

Your back is clearly already behind "you" as we usually describe things in reference to their position relative to our area of sight. In this way something that is "right in front of us" is most likely located where we can see it....okay, no problem there. This also implies that since something can be "right in front of us" something can just as well be "right behind us." No problems there either....but what about "behind your back." This seems to suggest that "your back" has a front and back. Or better put, something could logically be located "in front of your back." Well the only thing I can fathom for this is that the front of your back would be your actual back (the nippless face of your torso), or out of the range of normal sight. "Behind your back" would most logically be your chest...or right in front of you. If this is the case, then things said "behind your back" would actually be said in plain view. Someone who is gossipping about someone "behind their back" seems to be saying such cruel things in plain view of the person who is being gossipped about. Someone who is saying things "in front of your back" is probably the one who is saying things about you that you're not aware of.

Any questions?
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This was great! *Trin Grin*

Trinitie
Reply #2 Top
Beautiful. I'm keeping that one.

~Dan
Reply #3 Top
Oy.
I need an advil!
:)

But I got it.
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So, basically, all these things I've said about SuspeckTed were in front of his back...I see. Perhaps this is really a commentary on society though...bear with me.

If someone says something "behind your back" (traditional sense) there's a pretty good chance that you'll hear it from your coworker, friend, _____. So, they may as well say it "behind your back" (SuspeckTed sense), because you're going to ehar it anyway.
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Well gossip or not I just wish more people would talk about me...maybe that's why I have so much beef with this.
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Suspeckted - I was just in a grocery store where a little group was gathered discussing you, no worries, you are being talked about!

Now, on two side issues, I've lost the one who talked of putting poetry on their site, do you remeber who it was and when did this all this pirate stuff start and how did I miss it all?????
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Well at least they were talking about me in the produce section I hope pointing to the cucumbers...or....gulp.....the babycarrots. Sorry you missed out on the pirate adventures....maybe we can start those up again.

And I want to know about that poetry thing too....I can't find it.