a life more ordinary

from JoeUser Forums

 

My husband and I were watching a movie together last weekend. Nothing extraordinary about that, except for the fact that this particular movie contained a scene that was almost an exact replica of how we had met eight years previously.

Thinking it uncanny, I turned to my husband excitedly and was about to say something when I saw that he, too, had turned towards me with a startled look on his face.

I paused to let him speak, ready to hear a tender comparison of the movie scene to our own budding romance, (and so was unfortunately already smiling in anticipation when my husband said):

 

“I think I left my golf clubs in the car !”

Why, why, why am I not a lesbian ? Why ?

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
MiG!!!!!!!

I sure do hope this means you are coming back.

Maybe take up golf instead of becoming a lesbian!

You have been missed.
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
So good to see you on here Migs!

lesbians play golf too... did u see Kath and Kim?

I guess in a funny way it just means your safe.. and your husband isnt gay
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Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top

kelly, sabrina, phoenix, shades ... hi right back, and it's lovely to 'see' you all too. i have missed being here, and i'm looking forward to catching up with everyone. thanks so much for the welcome back, you guys.

big love and smooches, mig XXX

Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Mignuna, I am practically swooning with excitement to see you back.

*waits for someone to post one of those giant party smiley thingies*
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top

ah, citahellion ... we meet again !

I am swooning with excitement to see your comment !

mig xxx

Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hahaha! That's hilarious. I ask myself that every now and then too. But then I think about how catty girls are and I'm so glad I'm not a lesbian. But your story is just funny. Out of curiosity, what movie was it?
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
This is funny! Only after I do sympathize with you though..I have one word..."Men!"
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top

I have one word..."Men!"

foreverserenity, we're still on the same wavelength, i see !

But your story is just funny. Out of curiosity, what movie was it?

hi 'so many questions', embarrasingly enough, it was this dodgy old movie on the 'world movies' channel called 'orgazmo' !. but only one teeny, tiny bit was relative !

mig xxx

Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
I hope only a "teeny bit" was relative!
He's a man after my own heart! Golf clubs are important!
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
Too funny.

Don't be surprised if that isn't in a movie soon. I could see a screenwriter stealing it and putting it in a romantic comedy.
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top

 

I hope only a "teeny bit" was relative!

hehe ssg geezer, indeed, it was only a teeny-tiny-itty-bitty little portion of the movie. (unfortunately the parts where they have all kinds of amazing erotic encounters whilst looking perfect and contorting their bodies into impossible positions whilst smiling the whole time and achieving effortless earth-shattering multiple orgasms wasn't relevant hehe)

Don't be surprised if that isn't in a movie soon. I could see a screenwriter stealing it and putting it in a romantic comedy.

udigitthemost, i can just imagine the next scene, can't you ? ... the one where i bludgeon him repeatedly over the head with the dvd remote before storming off to sulk in an impotent rage for 3 hours ? ... how romantic !

mig xxx

Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
i AM a lesbian, and I can tell you that it's not all that it's cracked up to be. women can be just as difficult to get along with ya know
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top
i AM a lesbian, and I can tell you that it's not all that it's cracked up to be. women can be just as difficult to get along with ya know


mj, you are NOT a lesbian, you're just a very naughty boy !.

have pity ... people think i'm strange enough already, i can imagine if i told them that my brother is a lesbian.

behave, or i'll tell mUm on you

mig xxx