Hi...my name is Gullible....

...but you can call me Twit....

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I am interested in your partnership in business dealing. This business proposal I wish to intimate you with is of mutual benefit and it's success is entirely based on mutual trust, cooperation and a high level of confidentiality as regard this transaction. I am representing the board of the contract award and monitoring committe of the Zambian Ministry of Mining and Resources. I am seeking your assistance to enable me transfer the sum of US$30,500, 000.00 (Thirty Million, Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) into your private/company account. The fund came about as a result of a contract awarded and executed for and on behalf of my Ministry. The contract was supposed to be awarded to two foreign contractors to the tune of US$180,000, 000.00 (One hundred and Eighty Million United StatesDollars). But in the course of negotiation, the contract was awarded to a Bulgarian contractor at the cost of US$149,500,000.00 (One hundredand Forty-nine Million, Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars)to my benefit unknown to the contractor.

This contract has been satisfactorily executed and inspected as theBulgarian firm is presently securing payment from my Ministry, where our Board is in-charge of all foreign contract payment approval. As a civil servant still in active government service, I am forbidden by law to operate an account outside the shores of Zambia. Hence thismessage to you seeking your assistance so as to enable me present your private/company account details as a beneficiary of contractual claims alongside that of the Bulgarian contractor, to enable me transfer the difference of US$30,500, 000.00 (Thirty Million, Five Hundred ThousandUnited States Dollars) into your provided account.

On actualisation, the fund will be disbursed as stated below.
(1) 20%of the fund will be for you asbeneficiary
(2) 80%of the fund will befor Us.

All logistics are in place and all modalities worked out for asmooth actualisation of the transaction within the next few working days of commencement. For further details as to the workability of this transaction, please reach me as soon as possible for further clarification. Please, call me on receipt of this mail on Tel: +31 617 648 224 .


Thank you and God bless as I await your urgent response.

Yours Sincerely,
Mr. Zaya Yanko.

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Reply #1 from WinCustomize Forums Top

as I await your urgent response.

You pathetic little toe-jam.....your 'awaiting' may have urgency...but my response will not.  Eddykate yerself in gude ingrish or try some other knuckle-dragger....this one ain't thick enough.

Reply #2 from WinCustomize Forums Top
I am forbidden by law to operate an account outside the shores of Zambia.



I guess he forgot to add "forbidden by law to operate an account outside" the jail-window.
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Reply #3 from WinCustomize Forums Top
was it the fact that a compleat stranger wanted to place millions of dollars in to your account that waived the BS flag?
Reply #4 from WinCustomize Forums Top
I gather this is the first one you recieved one of these ? I remember when they use to slip by spam guard at least once a week.
Reply #5 from WinCustomize Forums Top
For your 20% profit, I'm offereing a bridge I have for sale. It connects New Jersey and New York in the US!
Reply #6 from WinCustomize Forums Top
How do I sign up?
Reply #7 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Hehe.
Reply #8 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Someone should skype him ..and record the interesting conversation for all to hear
Reply #9 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Ahh, this old classic. I still get them. Lately I've been saving them in case I ever want to correspond, like ebolamonkeyman http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/
Reply #10 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Mr. Zaya Yanko,

Send me the 20% in cash, and I promise not to tell anyone about the other 80% you have.

Reply #11 from WinCustomize Forums Top
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Tell them to send it shipping paid in gold,
To a post office box.
Then keep 100%.
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Reply #12 from WinCustomize Forums Top
heh...
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Wow! That guy's last name is the same as the last part of my screen name. We might be related, or at least able to convince people we are! Free money, what could go wrong...
Reply #13 from WinCustomize Forums Top
The one's I always get like this the guy is like "hi imma prince zansibar from ukeleily"
Reply #14 from WinCustomize Forums Top
In case y'all missed it, here's the highlights of the 3rd conference: Link
Reply #16 from WinCustomize Forums Top
I'd have to check with my wife first, and I can't til she gets back from therapy. You see, she hurt her back a while ago and now she see's this Native American Indian massage therapist named John Redcorn......
Reply #17 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Poker anyone?

That's what i get mostly...
Reply #18 from WinCustomize Forums Top

WERE INVOLVED IN PLAN CRASH IN UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

I've had a few of MY plans crash too.........

Reply #19 from WinCustomize Forums Top

It certainly wasn't the first....but I'd thought Mailwasher had me see the last of them...

Blacklisting the Domain ain't enough....

Dust off and nuke them from space.....only way to be sure....

Yep, Ripley's my kind'a gal...

Reply #20 from WinCustomize Forums Top
#**klo@d of $**t if you ask me. Sorry about that but these scams area a real pain in the backside. Shees! Are they very desperate for money? These people ought to go straight to HADES!
Reply #22 from WinCustomize Forums Top
God, I hate those kinds of emails. I always report them. Never know what some people will try.
Reply #23 from WinCustomize Forums Top
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#**klo@d of $**t if you ask me. Sorry about that but these scams area a real pain in the backside. Shees! Are they very desperate for money? These people ought to go straight to HADES!


What makes you think Hades wants them....unless they have cash ..of course
Reply #24 from WinCustomize Forums Top

God, I hate those kinds of emails. I always report them. Never know what some people will try.


Funny how these types of emails get through spam filters..yet, Angel has sent me several emails this past week and they bounce back at her without me even seeing them..one being a screen saver she sent me.
On AOL he word " Screen Saver " is a keyword for hidden virus's and will not even be delivered. She had to ( God forbid ) deliberately mispell SkrEinSafer so I could recieve it.
what the...
Reply #25 from WinCustomize Forums Top
so, jafo, how much money did you send?