What Do You Dislike About the Opposite Sex?

just one thing, I hate it that they can have multiple orgasims and we cannot.

just one thing, I hate it that they can have multiple orgasims and we cannot.

I kind of like it. I like to make it happen.

~The one thing I really can't stand about females is how most of them scream and go into hysterics at only the sight of a harmless insect or reptile~

Okay, so I admit I screamed when I saw a scorpion in my house a few weeks ago (not unusual here in West Tx), however, I have courageously and fearlessly squashed
many an insect in my day...even big, ugly looking ones.

I don't know if I "dislike" this, but I get irritated when a man finds it hard to admit to wrongdoings, as if his testosterone is somehow going to wane if he says he is wrong or if he says he is sorry.

umm, all venomous snakes do NOT have triangular heads, just for the record.

Pit vipers do, yes, and they comprise the MAJORITY of venomous snakes in North America. But there IS the coral snake that lacks the characteristic triangular shape head of a pit viper.

Worldwide, there are SEVERAL venomous species of snakes that are not pit vipers and do not have triangular shaped heads. In fact, in countries such as Australia (rare in that it is the only continent where you are more likely to encounter a venomous snake than a nonvenomous one), pit vipers comprise a SMALL percentage of venomous snakes. The Cobra, the Tiger Snake and the Black Mamba are all examples of venomous snake species that are not pit vipers.

Thus endeth the herpetology lesson for today ()

all venomous snakes do NOT have triangular heads, just for the record.

what gid said.

Does the fear of snakes have to do with Eve and the Serpent in the Garden of Eden?

are women in non-abrahamic cultures cool with snakes? i truly don't have a clue.

the only thing that bums me out regarding women is they don't make up 95% of the population (altho ill concede i'm being selfish)

Okay, so I admit I screamed when I saw a scorpion in my house a few weeks ago

Well, scorpions ARE poisonous, although some more than others.

I don't know if I "dislike" this, but I get irritated when a man finds it hard to admit to wrongdoings, as if his testosterone is somehow going to wane if he says he is wrong or if he says he is sorry.

A lot of people believe apologizing is a sign of weakness.

all venomous snakes do NOT have triangular heads, just for the record.

Thanks, Gid. Now you've ruined my plan to get women to stop being afraid of non-poisonous snakes. Way to contribute something constructive. lol

are women in non-abrahamic cultures cool with snakes? i truly don't have a clue.

Me neither. Maybe the same percentage as in other cultures.

the only thing that bums me out regarding women is they don't make up 95% of the population

Jeez, kb! You don't want them to take over, do you? Sounds like a cheesy sci-fi flick. hahaha

The thing I find depressing about women is that nearly all of them (though not all obviously) become increasingly less intellectually curious as they get older.  They focus on their immediate environments and stop looking to grow.  I'm lucky my wife isn't like this very much but most women are tremendously uninterested in learning new things that have no immediate practical value.

I hate their unwillingness to go out with me. *sob*

Nothing.

I don't know how many men do this but I do know many husbands of my married friends do, that is, they can never put things in the same place every day so they are constantly looking for their wallet, car keys, etc. To add to the problem, they don't say "Honey, could you help me find ___?" they yell "Where did you put ___?!"

Oh, and men are total babies when they are sick. Somehow a mother of 5 can take care of the entire family while she is crawling on the floor ill but a man gets the sniffles and you would think he was on his death bed!

a) They refuse to call their parents.

They think it's cool to hug you when they're sweaty.

c) They eat the last piece of pizza.

d) They put things like keys and hats and paperwork in the passenger seat when driving to and from work and forget to remove them so that when you get in the car you get jabbed in the ass with something.

e) They tell you they'll put away the laundry when you finish folding it, but then they just leave it sitting there.

f) They get mad when you beat them at poker.

g) They make the coffee waaaaay too strong and then get their feelings hurt when you don't gulp it down.

h) They refuse to eat or drink anything with artificial sweetener.

i) They don't know how to put the couch covers back on correctly.

Hehe. And that's just for starters.

f) They get mad when you beat them at poker.

But beating us with the fireplace tongs is perfectly acceptab.....oh wait, at poker.....my bad.

a) They refuse to call their parents.

We call when we have something to talk about. Not much for idle chatter when you're being charged LD rates or ticking minutes off the cell phone

c) They eat the last piece of pizza.

So it would have been better or OK if YOU ate the last piece? I think you're just mad because we beat you to it!

g) They make the coffee waaaaay too strong and then get their feelings hurt when you don't gulp it down.

Eh, if someone makes coffee too weak I tend to either only take one cup and sort of sip at it, or I won't touch the stuff at all. Feelings tend to get hurt then too At my old job I just had to get my own pot for my office since when the secretaries made it, it was always too weak, and when it was my turn to make a pot they said it was too strong... So the only way to keep the peace was to have my own pot for my own strong (read: tar-like) coffee

h) They refuse to eat or drink anything with artificial sweetener.

Ugh, that stuff is so overpoweringly sweet that it destroys what flavor the drink might have had on its own. I always have to fight with my girlfriend over this... She doesn't understand that instead of adding sugar/sweetener to the pitcher of iced tea or the pot of coffee, she can add it to her individual glass. WHAT IS SO HARD ABOUT THIS CONCEPT!?

1) Women think it's cute to make up their own rules. Like changing conversational topics if they're losing, or deciding that in Monopoly, the person with the least assets wins. I don't think it's so much that they hate losing, it's just that they get bored if they're not winning.

2) (Specific to beautiful women.) They're divided into 3 categories: half that think they're ugly and need constant reassurance, and half that know they're pretty and use it as a weapon (bitches). The other category is the one they make up when they're pretending not to be in either category.

3) They have no concept of conversational ethic. There are weapons one may use in an argument/heated discussion, and others one may not. Women, unless you're having a discussion with a guy about viagra, sexual performance should NEVER enter a discussion with a negative undertone.

4) Honesty is a completely fluid concept to them. When they insult a guy, they claim that they're "just being honest, like you always ask them to be," but when say nothing's wrong after they storm into the house with a black eye (I didn't like the way it looked at me this morning, so I bit it) and lightning shooting out their ears, there's hell to pay if you suggest that they're lying.

5) They don't understand their own power. A beautiful women can do very strange things to men, and they casually comment on the stupidity of men as if it's possible to act completely normal with your heart racing at eight times its normal speed.

That's enough for now.

Dan

ROFL!!!! That is so TRUE! All of it.

Nothing.

They're strange, and difficult, but I generally just feel grateful that whatever their issues are, they're different from my own gender's issues. Not only does it make for a pleasant change of pace, but it also means that their strengths tend to help me with my weaknesses, and vice-versa.

My wife and I can back each other's plays, cover each other's blind spots, and meet each other's needs in ways that even my closest and best male friends can't do.

It'd be like complaining about a fish's inability to fly and breathe air, when that's already taken care of by birds, and anyway both sets of attributes (bird and fish) are necessary for happiness.

But beating us with the fireplace tongs is perfectly acceptab.....oh wait, at poker.....my bad

lol. Poke 'er what?

d) They put things like keys and hats and paperwork in the passenger seat when driving to and from work and forget to remove them so that when you get in the car you get jabbed in the ass with something.

Maybe they're trying to gradually get you used to it. hahahaha

They don't understand their own power. A beautiful women can do very strange things to men,

I think they DO understand.

they casually comment on the stupidity of men as if it's possible to act completely normal with your heart racing at eight times its normal speed.

You mean if a guy becomes a blithering idiot? He deserves to be called stupid. He should be able to carry on a normal conversation with a beautiful woman the same as with anyone else.

They think it's cool to hug you when they're sweaty.

ugh! I hate that more than anything!! I'll never understand why they do it! It's so disgusting.

c) They eat the last piece of pizza.

ALWAYS!! It never fails.

They think it's cool to hug you when they're sweaty.ugh! I hate that more than anything!! I'll never understand why they do it! It's so disgusting.

Do you always think a sweaty guy is disgusting? What if you're also sweaty?

Do you always think a sweaty guy is disgusting? What if you're also sweaty?

hahaha...ok...let me rephrase. I think it's disgusting when I'm all nice and clean, and a sweaty guy comes in and decides to hug you. Now, if we're both sweaty, that's a whole different story.

Now, if we're both sweaty, that's a whole different story.

Where's the "adult content" warning when you need it

Dan

Where's the "adult content" warning when you need it

hahahahaha

Where's the "adult content" warning when you need it

Maybe you assume too much. lol

Ah, the male of our species...I love you all but you men can be a pain in the ass at times! Here are some examples for my male:

Doesn't pee straight into the toilet bowl all the time!

Gets ready in less than 15 mins, without fail, even though he might be the last to get up! Then I always have to remind him of all the things I had to do before getting dress, hence I'm never ready!!

I'll be watching television, he comes in takes the control and changes the channel! Arrgggh!

Gives into the ploys of our 3 year old, everytime, no matter how naughty she is! (girls and their daddy, !)

Promises to fix something but it's still there staring at me!

Leaves a trail of water after washing up, everytime!

Comes out dripping from the shower onto the mat instead of drying off inside the tub! Arrrggh!!

Drinks more than half my glass of juice everytime!


Those are the most aggravating stuff (and his smoking!) but I love him just the same!

Oh, and Stute....

They're strange, and difficult, but I generally just feel grateful that whatever their issues are, they're different from my own gender's issues. Not only does it make for a pleasant change of pace, but it also means that their strengths tend to help me with my weaknesses, and vice-versa.My wife and I can back each other's plays, cover each other's blind spots, and meet each other's needs in ways that even my closest and best male friends can't do.It'd be like complaining about a fish's inability to fly and breathe air, when that's already taken care of by birds, and anyway both sets of attributes (bird and fish) are necessary for happiness.

That's quite a tribute to every woman!

That saying anything but good morning is considered sexual harassment.