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God: Peter, bring up the Lent reports from last year, how did it go?
Peter: Well, good. In 2003, sins were down 30% during lent, and the bad habits given up during that time helped strengthen our flock.
God: Good! It's working then. What's next on the docket?
Peter: Uh, I should mention one other thing.
God: What's that?
Peter: Well, also in 2003, sins were up 150% in the week coming up to Lent, and on Fat Tuesday sins were up 300%.
God: What?! Let me see that.
Peter: Well, good. In 2003, sins were down 30% during lent, and the bad habits given up during that time helped strengthen our flock.
God: Good! It's working then. What's next on the docket?
Peter: Uh, I should mention one other thing.
God: What's that?
Peter: Well, also in 2003, sins were up 150% in the week coming up to Lent, and on Fat Tuesday sins were up 300%.
God: What?! Let me see that.