Where is our veep?

Dick Cheney

from JoeUser Forums
I did a google search and came upon his website, Link wherein the last date for any activity is August 18th. Nothing since, and nothing else found by google. Anyone here been wondering the same thing?

We lefties have come to the conclusion that he's off eating babies.
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
i'm sure he's back in the famous "undisclosed location". like a bank vault someplace deep underground where he just may overexcite himself into full cardiac arrest while engaged in bizarre sexual fantasies with us currency.

i recommend wearing protective gloves when handling bills. there's no way to be sure which founding father he was sodomizing in his mind as well as his hand this week.