KoL: Death Threats and PvP
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Okay,so it wasn't a "death" threat, per se. It was an "ill fucking kick ur ass" threat. Still.
Full story begins.... now.
I'm currently a male Turtle Tamer, softcore ascension, oxygenarian. As a side distraction (to the larger, main distraction that is the game itself), I'm active in the PvP area. I make a habit of retaliating on those who are foolish enough to attack me and lose. I mean, why would I throw myself at someone who can beat me, you know?
A player name phatmagic attacked me, although he was level 6 and I was level 7. He's a Mysticality class, so he probably thought that he could burninate me with no issues. He did, but he lost on the other four contests, so I won. So, I bully him back. He sends me a fairly polite message, so I send him some stuff (random stuff for me, but might be worth something to a new lvl 6). He sends back this message:
"thanks..i just thought..maybe since u fought me i would have a chance ..but oh well..next time..next time...lol"
I think it would be extremely funny if "next time" was "the next day." So I jack him again.
"how bout when level up u ass"
Now, I thought it was all fun and games. He's not losing (much of) anything when I attack him; I'm doing it for the flowers at his camp site, which don't come out of his inventory. He loses some PvP ranking. Boo fucking hoo.
So, I jack him again, and I send a message: something along the lines of "Is that enough, or are you going to try insulting me again?"
You know, I never heard back from him on that... but then I decided I'd be an asshole about it. I know, I know, I'm going to KoHell when I die (er, ascend, er... whatever).
I pop him a few days later, with the note of, "Well, I leveled up. How was it?"
His response: "..well..meet me in real life..and ill fucking kick ur ass..cuz ur prolly some nerdy ass geek that don't get any"
*sigh*
Full story begins.... now.
I'm currently a male Turtle Tamer, softcore ascension, oxygenarian. As a side distraction (to the larger, main distraction that is the game itself), I'm active in the PvP area. I make a habit of retaliating on those who are foolish enough to attack me and lose. I mean, why would I throw myself at someone who can beat me, you know?
A player name phatmagic attacked me, although he was level 6 and I was level 7. He's a Mysticality class, so he probably thought that he could burninate me with no issues. He did, but he lost on the other four contests, so I won. So, I bully him back. He sends me a fairly polite message, so I send him some stuff (random stuff for me, but might be worth something to a new lvl 6). He sends back this message:
"thanks..i just thought..maybe since u fought me i would have a chance ..but oh well..next time..next time...lol"
I think it would be extremely funny if "next time" was "the next day." So I jack him again.
"how bout when level up u ass"
Now, I thought it was all fun and games. He's not losing (much of) anything when I attack him; I'm doing it for the flowers at his camp site, which don't come out of his inventory. He loses some PvP ranking. Boo fucking hoo.
So, I jack him again, and I send a message: something along the lines of "Is that enough, or are you going to try insulting me again?"
You know, I never heard back from him on that... but then I decided I'd be an asshole about it. I know, I know, I'm going to KoHell when I die (er, ascend, er... whatever).
I pop him a few days later, with the note of, "Well, I leveled up. How was it?"
His response: "..well..meet me in real life..and ill fucking kick ur ass..cuz ur prolly some nerdy ass geek that don't get any"
*sigh*
