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KoL: Death Threats and PvP

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August 28, 2005 12:00:07 PM from JoeUser ForumsJoeUser Forums
Okay,so it wasn't a "death" threat, per se. It was an "ill fucking kick ur ass" threat. Still.

Full story begins.... now.

I'm currently a male Turtle Tamer, softcore ascension, oxygenarian. As a side distraction (to the larger, main distraction that is the game itself), I'm active in the PvP area. I make a habit of retaliating on those who are foolish enough to attack me and lose. I mean, why would I throw myself at someone who can beat me, you know?

A player name phatmagic attacked me, although he was level 6 and I was level 7. He's a Mysticality class, so he probably thought that he could burninate me with no issues. He did, but he lost on the other four contests, so I won. So, I bully him back. He sends me a fairly polite message, so I send him some stuff (random stuff for me, but might be worth something to a new lvl 6). He sends back this message:

"thanks..i just thought..maybe since u fought me i would have a chance ..but oh well..next time..next time...lol"

I think it would be extremely funny if "next time" was "the next day." So I jack him again.

"how bout when level up u ass"

Now, I thought it was all fun and games. He's not losing (much of) anything when I attack him; I'm doing it for the flowers at his camp site, which don't come out of his inventory. He loses some PvP ranking. Boo fucking hoo.

So, I jack him again, and I send a message: something along the lines of "Is that enough, or are you going to try insulting me again?"

You know, I never heard back from him on that... but then I decided I'd be an asshole about it. I know, I know, I'm going to KoHell when I die (er, ascend, er... whatever).

I pop him a few days later, with the note of, "Well, I leveled up. How was it?"

His response: "..well..meet me in real life..and ill fucking kick ur ass..cuz ur prolly some nerdy ass geek that don't get any"

*sigh*
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Reply #1 August 28, 2005 12:43:34 PM
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meet me in real life..and ill fucking kick ur ass..cuz ur prolly some nerdy ass geek that don't get any


And if he takes his computer games this seriously, than he would probably be what exactly? Sheesh.

You should do it. Get him to come here and we'll all have a friendly little talk with him............or maybe I just need to take a cold shower and go glue my hippy stone back together..............
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Reply #2 August 28, 2005 1:02:32 PM
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It would be funny enough if he took a "serious" MMORPG like WOW this seriously but KoL? Thats just recockulous.
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Reply #3 August 28, 2005 3:27:12 PM
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I believe my response to his last witticism was:
"The wit on you. Are you assuming certain attributes about me because I can both punctuate and capitalize, or simply based on your personal experiences?"

I shouldn't mess with him any more. The "clan" I belong to wouldn't want to get into some sort of rumble, and it might be against the game rules, anyway...
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Reply #4 August 30, 2005 7:53:47 AM
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From phatmagic (#584228)
Date: Monday, August 29, 07:30PM

this is the way i am..get over it..ii really will fuck you up.



So... hard... to resist.
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Reply #5 August 30, 2005 8:50:07 AM
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In the words of Mortal Kombat, FINISH HIM!!!

or failing that, possibly report him to admin?

Regardless, we have his number now, (584228) MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
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Reply #6 August 30, 2005 9:10:17 PM
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I invited him down to Texas, and asked if he could get onto a military base. Said I had some free time after my promotion board next Wednesday.

He said that he could get onto a military base because he's retired military.

Yeah, I'm not buying it, not with the no caps, no punctuation, death threat thing. Still, maybe. And so?

NBS - If you need any Turtle Tamer buffs besides the random ones I'm giving you, let me know.
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Reply #7 August 30, 2005 10:42:33 PM
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No, no.....I've still got your wang............

I really need to get on and play a little, hadn't done much but patch my hippy stone in a few weeks.
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Reply #8 August 31, 2005 5:55:58 PM
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hadn't done much but patch my hippy stone in a few weeks.


You know, if I could bring myself to do that, I wouldn't be in this predicament...

But then again, I had four n00bs crash against the pseudosoldier PvP shores just this past day... I still have a winning record (although I suppose it's inflated because of people like phatmagic).
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Reply #9 August 31, 2005 6:01:08 PM
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Missed this message from him, somehow:

From phatmagic (#584228)
Date: Tuesday, August 30, 08:27PM

no actually im not near texas..im on the other side of the nation. and you being in the army doesn't scare me. for one you can't touch me . you legally can't put a finger on me. im a minor. and plus i don't care if you are in the military doesn't mean i still can't woop you. me being 284lbs and 6ft 3. im not fat..muscular.


It's time-stamped a minute before the message where he says he's retired military...

I'm off to attack him again, this time for dignity (stat reductions...)

edit: Gosh! He's too low a rank for me to fight! Aw... I might have to actually let this die. And it was such a welcome diversion from work BS, too...
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Reply #10 August 31, 2005 6:49:16 PM
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KoL rocks

- Stabby Pete, Malamute Basher
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Reply #11 August 31, 2005 9:31:24 PM
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He's too low a rank for me to fight!


Well, there's always ascension............

284lbs and 6ft 3. im not fat..muscular


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!
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Reply #12 August 31, 2005 9:37:59 PM
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KoL rocks


True dat. I'll take a look for you next time I'm on.
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