The crazies I know
A list of everyone that means something in my life
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Here's a quick rundown of everyone that evokes an emotion in me, everything from ecstatic joy to raw rage.
Home Life:
Mother - I love my mother greatly, even though she might be considered a chain-smoking alcoholic who gets extremely depressed at the drop of a pin. She's been everything a mother could be, caring, loving, and just all around fun, even if she makes me feel horrible on occasion.
Dad - your typical father with rage problems. He and I are more likely to not get along than do, but when we do get along, he tends to have something nice to say. He's full of wisdom even though he doesn't share it often.
Brother - I don't know what to say about him. He's a genius, but has almost no common sense some times. He's a little cracked if you ask me.
Nephew (The Tyke) - an immensely genius one year old, he has a stockpile of ICBM's buried in my brother's back yard. This little boy will create fusion power, faster than light travel, and discover the cure for cancer before he's 20.
Sister-In-Law (The Crazy) - she's crazy. At first, she hated me and I hated her. Now, I'm not sure. I can't seem to understand this woman at all.
Friends:
Negotiator - This man ALWAYS dresses up. It doesn't matter if we are going to play football, watch a movie, or go eat. He's always wearing NICE clothes. I'd consider him a prep, even though he acts like a nerd. He's been there for me, helping me through some tough times with Uber-Bitch, but other than that, there's not much else to say.
Deadbolt - A nutter. He loves anime, video games, and drinking. He's a little scary sometimes, but we get along just fine.
Emo-Boy and Emo-Girl - two of my best friends. These two are practically married, and are the perfect couple. Only problem is they listen to too much Emo, which can be a bad thing. It's one thing to listen to good Emo, it's another to listen to every kind of emo on the planet.
Prof. Bongwater - Yes, he uses "mood enhancing" goods as the Negotiatior says, but he's really not that bad. He's a ringleader of sorts, even though sometimes I just want to pummel his face into the ground. We get along fine, but sometimes, RoboMecha makes me want to put a nail through his head.
RoboMecha - my little robot friend. Nobody but me can see him, but he whispers little thoughts into my head. I'd like to describe him as a floating transformer, but that's giving him too much credit.
Enemies and People I HATE:
Uber-Bitch - an ex girlfriend, every sighting is followed by an immense urge to kill half the planet.
I'll update this later, I can't think straight right now, I had too much alcohol last night.
Home Life:
Mother - I love my mother greatly, even though she might be considered a chain-smoking alcoholic who gets extremely depressed at the drop of a pin. She's been everything a mother could be, caring, loving, and just all around fun, even if she makes me feel horrible on occasion.
Dad - your typical father with rage problems. He and I are more likely to not get along than do, but when we do get along, he tends to have something nice to say. He's full of wisdom even though he doesn't share it often.
Brother - I don't know what to say about him. He's a genius, but has almost no common sense some times. He's a little cracked if you ask me.
Nephew (The Tyke) - an immensely genius one year old, he has a stockpile of ICBM's buried in my brother's back yard. This little boy will create fusion power, faster than light travel, and discover the cure for cancer before he's 20.
Sister-In-Law (The Crazy) - she's crazy. At first, she hated me and I hated her. Now, I'm not sure. I can't seem to understand this woman at all.
Friends:
Negotiator - This man ALWAYS dresses up. It doesn't matter if we are going to play football, watch a movie, or go eat. He's always wearing NICE clothes. I'd consider him a prep, even though he acts like a nerd. He's been there for me, helping me through some tough times with Uber-Bitch, but other than that, there's not much else to say.
Deadbolt - A nutter. He loves anime, video games, and drinking. He's a little scary sometimes, but we get along just fine.
Emo-Boy and Emo-Girl - two of my best friends. These two are practically married, and are the perfect couple. Only problem is they listen to too much Emo, which can be a bad thing. It's one thing to listen to good Emo, it's another to listen to every kind of emo on the planet.
Prof. Bongwater - Yes, he uses "mood enhancing" goods as the Negotiatior says, but he's really not that bad. He's a ringleader of sorts, even though sometimes I just want to pummel his face into the ground. We get along fine, but sometimes, RoboMecha makes me want to put a nail through his head.
RoboMecha - my little robot friend. Nobody but me can see him, but he whispers little thoughts into my head. I'd like to describe him as a floating transformer, but that's giving him too much credit.
Enemies and People I HATE:
Uber-Bitch - an ex girlfriend, every sighting is followed by an immense urge to kill half the planet.
I'll update this later, I can't think straight right now, I had too much alcohol last night.
