I Want My Gore TV?

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He invented the Internet! He reinvented Himself! Now he has invented Algore TV!



If you love watching test patterns you’ll really love the nonstop excitement of Algore TV. Its al Gore al the time! Every segment promises to be only seven minutes long to cater to the short attention spans of today’s “yutes”. It will be just like fun size candy bars.



Algore himself said that he will not concern himself with mundane things like ratings or viewer interests. That’s because THERE WON’T BE ANY! It will be like ivory tower liberals who give awards to books that nobody reads, or documentaries that nobody watches. Just like PBS, CNN, ABC, CBS, NBC, MSNBC, and NPR, Algore promises that his network will be non-partisan. Of course we all know that only Waskawy Wepubwicans and evil Fox News are partisan.



Algore TV may even last as long as a Seinfeld spinoff.
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top

the short attention spans of today’s “youts”.

I Think that is Yutes.

Algore himself said that he will not concern himself with mundane things like ratings or viewer interests

No, but his backers will.  It is capitalism after all!  Poor al, still clueless after all these years.

Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Dr. Guy

Your right, it should be Yutes. I will change it. I checked My Cousin Vinnie websites and they do say Yutes. Thank you for your input.
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
The site was slow on the first introduction week...

damn right wing spammers!
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
I figure when he can't be there, the eagle from the muppets will stand in.
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
I figure when he can't be there, the eagle from the muppets will stand in


Baker, you really ought to give a girl warning when you're going to drop funnies like that. It hurts me to laugh, y'know....I think I might have busted a stitch or two over that comment.