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Hillary's Love Child

July 11, 2005 9:16 PM from

DNA tests have confirmed in a stunning new development that Senator Hillary Rhodham Clinton is in fact the mother of Alfred E. Newman, spokesman for MAD magazine. It is unknown who the father is but many have speculated that Hillary once had an affair with longtime Nightline Host Ted Koppel. Some have even suggested the father could be none other that Prince Charles. It is unknown weather DNA tests on Koppel or the Prince have occurred. Calls to Senator Clinton have not been returned and a spokesman in her office had no comment.

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Reply #1 July 12, 2005 12:26 AM from

JoeUser Forums Top

Yeah, I can see that

Reply #2 July 12, 2005 1:00 AM from

JoeUser Forums Top

if i was koppel, i'd demand a 2nd dna test

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Reply #3 July 12, 2005 1:05 AM from

JoeUser Forums Top

Hold that DNA test! There is another sample to draw!!!

Reply #4 July 12, 2005 2:06 AM from

JoeUser Forums Top

send all them dna samples to me...justice antonin e umm scalia.

Reply #5 July 12, 2005 2:17 AM from

JoeUser Forums Top

you guys are too cool

Reply #6 July 12, 2005 7:17 AM from

JoeUser Forums Top

Excellent post Ken!

Reply #7 July 12, 2005 10:12 PM from

JoeUser Forums Top

Will the Real Prs. Billary E. Newman Please Stand Up!!!

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