A Case Of The Mondays
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Pre-Hyptnotized Peter
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Now that's out of the way... She came home from her two week drill talking about how we had to see the movie, we had it on the shelf still in the plastic, and they were making references to it all weekend. I've been living references to it for just over five years, now.
Eight bosses - Not quite eight, but there's the Squad Leader, the Platoon Sergeant, the Platoon Leader, the First Sergeant... each of these might "jump your shit" as Peter might say. Hell, there's the Company Commander, Sergeant Major, Battalion Commander, other Sergeant Major, and Brigade Commander (although the higher commanders generally let their senior NCOs do the fecal leaping).
"I'm not lazy, I just don't care" - "Fuck up, move up." Is mediocrity its own reward? NO! There are other, better rewards for mediocrity...
"Yeah... I'm gonna need you to come in tomorrow. Oh, and Sunday, too." - No dodging out early on Friday to avoid the last minute weekend taskings for us. Oh, no. There's an accountability formation to see to that. (And they pulled it on our guys this past Friday, all of us except those who worked last weekend. Whew. Well, they were just on call, but, still...)
Criminy. Too much... can't... go on...
I don't feel like going to work tomorrow. (Thankfully, I don't have to.) (Sadly, I am pre-hypnotized Peter.)

Pre-Hyptnotized Peter
What Office Space character are you?
brought to you by Quizilla
Now that's out of the way... She came home from her two week drill talking about how we had to see the movie, we had it on the shelf still in the plastic, and they were making references to it all weekend. I've been living references to it for just over five years, now.
Eight bosses - Not quite eight, but there's the Squad Leader, the Platoon Sergeant, the Platoon Leader, the First Sergeant... each of these might "jump your shit" as Peter might say. Hell, there's the Company Commander, Sergeant Major, Battalion Commander, other Sergeant Major, and Brigade Commander (although the higher commanders generally let their senior NCOs do the fecal leaping).
"I'm not lazy, I just don't care" - "Fuck up, move up." Is mediocrity its own reward? NO! There are other, better rewards for mediocrity...
"Yeah... I'm gonna need you to come in tomorrow. Oh, and Sunday, too." - No dodging out early on Friday to avoid the last minute weekend taskings for us. Oh, no. There's an accountability formation to see to that. (And they pulled it on our guys this past Friday, all of us except those who worked last weekend. Whew. Well, they were just on call, but, still...)
Criminy. Too much... can't... go on...
I don't feel like going to work tomorrow. (Thankfully, I don't have to.) (Sadly, I am pre-hypnotized Peter.)
