Guys can do that???

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I have never heard of 'jelq' and to me, it looks like a spelling mistake. But then, you did say is was Cosmo you were reading, so I wouldn't be surprised if they got it wrong.

guys seem to think that size matters in that matter

Nice stereotyping. My first lover was 12 years my senior and she taught me, right from the get-go, that it does NOT matter, unless you have aspirations to being a porn star. I'm completely comfortable with what I've got and with how I use it. So far, with the exception of one particular case, I've had no complaints.

I've heard about this technique. Basically, the penis pumps do something similar in that they use a vacuum to increase the size of the cavities in a man's penis. These cavities, when the man becomes aroused, fill with blood thus making the penis 'hard'. The 'Jelq' process is new, but utilises the same knowledge.

Still, it is interesting that they published the article you got your information from in what is known as a woman's magazine. Does this mean there is going to be a bunch of women out there forcing their partners to have to procedure? Hmm, very interesting...

Cheers,

Maso

Hey Maso
As crazy as it seems there are thousands of sites for jelq, so the spelling is correct apparently.
It's an ancient technique actually from Arab tribesmen who used it as a right of passage, or something like that, since a thicker, ahem, manhood was seen as a symbol of power.

My first lover was 12 years my senior and she taught me, right from the get-go, that it does NOT matter, unless you have aspirations to being a porn star.

Exactly! I dont know why the stress have a bigger package! And i'm not inventing this situation: it's all over the net and yeah, weird that it comes out on a women's magazine like you noticed. I'm a bit -i dont know what word to use: bewildered? shocked? Just plain angry maybe?- to see what today's society is obsessed with. *sigh*

easy for you to say. i don't know how it happened, but for the past 15 years (since i first gained access to the net) someone who seems to know way too much about me (dunno who--i once made a list of possible suspects before realizing the odds against selecting one outta group that size were unrealistic) has been emailing me all manner of stuff blatantly implying i could ummm use some help in this dept.

apparently this same someone hasn't gone outta the way to keep that assessment confidential because i get at least a dozen helpful solicitations per week from parties offering to help me realize my full potential.

i no longer put much credence in their methods. i suppose i should be more openminded but it's difficult in light of an unpleasant experience with the first one i tried (no matter what anyone tells you, suspending a 10 lb weight from any part of a man's body isn't gonna lengthen any part--with the possible exception of the earlobes).

that goes double for the so-called 'quick results' option which requires you to toss the weight out of a 2nd story window.

Umm, yea... so, being I guy, I have a few things to say...
Note: Trying to keep this PG, so laugh all you want. It's rough, I know.

One: There's guys out there that like small chested women, so I'm sure there are women out there that like small... guys. Whatever.
Two: If a woman is small, and a guy is small, why even bother with surgery? Find someone that likes you for who you are, not what you could be.
Two, or three if you are keeping track: I don't know, I just wanted to say that joke.

In any case, it doesn't really matter. To me, chest size doesn't matter (well, a little, it's a bonus), I'm more into overall looks and personality then looking for someone that has an awesome chest. Yea, I know, not a typical guy. Then again, read my blog, I'm not a typical guy.

Wow, I just typed 'jelq' into Google and got roughly 32,000 hits. Again... Wow!

bewildered? shocked? Just plain angry maybe?- to see what today's society is obsessed with. *sigh*

I don't think there is anything wrong or morally out of place to be talking about human sexuality. Just about all of us, at some point in our life, are going to be having sex. It is the one thing, aside from breathing oxygen and sharing the same planet, that all people of all nations have in common. I encourage open, honest, innuendo-free discussions about sex. And if someone feels they are inadequate and the technique exists to help them get over their problem, then I say good for them.

Kingbee: - whoever has your email has mine too. And considering we're on different sides of the globe, this sounds to me like a very large conspiracy

Cheers,

Maso

Well besides the penis implants i didnt know it was doable for a guy to get it bigger.

implants are intended to solve a different problem. even if they were capable of adding more, just the thought of what the process entails would be enuff to discourage even the terminally vain.

It's an ancient technique actually from Arab tribesmen

there's no depth to which them al quaida people won't stoop huh?

seriously, if that were even remotely true, one would think osama bin laden mighta availed himself of it (one of the tabloids--the very one which was anthraxed in sept 01--may have made itself a target by publishing less than glowing reports from women who knew bin laden in the biblical sense during his wild n crazy playboy period.)

Kingbee: - whoever has your email has mine too. And considering we're on different sides of the globe, this sounds to me like a very large conspiracy

hmmmmmm if any of the names on your list correspond to those on mine...

i no longer put much credence in their methods. i suppose i should be more openminded but it's difficult in light of an unpleasant experience with the first one i tried (no matter what anyone tells you, suspending a 10 lb weight from any part of a man's body isn't gonna lengthen any part--with the possible exception of the earlobes).

OMG!  Sorry, that is just too funny!

The day I start worrying about the size of my penis will surely be 30 minutes before I die. besides I have the ability to clean my eyebrows with my tongue..... heh heh heh

In paramedic school we came up with a procedure for "Penile IVs". We even came up with a few reasons why such a procedure would be indicated. I have to admit, penile enlargement did not make the list, thanks for your suggestion, we can add one more. ;~D

Unfortunately, none of us were man enough to volunteer as test subject (although there was one girl that said she would.. which not only scared us a bit, but also resolved a pool we had going ;~D ), so we never got as far as submitting it for FDA, AMA, or even publication in The Journal of Penile Dysfunction. So much for us giving all for science and our fellow man! ;~D

Well that's alot of answers from dudes! Any girl as surprised as i was?Anyway:

i no longer put much credence in their methods. i suppose i should be more openminded but it's difficult in light of an unpleasant experience with the first one i tried (no matter what anyone tells you, suspending a 10 lb weight from any part of a man's body isn't gonna lengthen any part--with the possible exception of the earlobes).

Kingbee, your method sounds like some torture device!!!

RevZim:
Nice to see ya on my blog! Especially for this real serious topic

In any case, it doesn't really matter. To me, chest size doesn't matter (well, a little, it's a bonus), I'm more into overall looks and personality then looking for someone that has an awesome chest.

Aah, that's a sweet melody to my precious ears

Yea, I know, not a typical guy. Then again, read my blog, I'm not a typical guy.

'course you're not, and am gonna check out your blog right after this to get more of your weird stories

Maso

I don't think there is anything wrong or morally out of place to be talking about human sexuality. Just about all of us, at some point in our life, are going to be having sex. It is the one thing, aside from breathing oxygen and sharing the same planet, that all people of all nations have in common. I encourage open, honest, innuendo-free discussions about sex. And if someone feels they are inadequate and the technique exists to help them get over their problem, then I say good for them.

I agree with that. I'm for people who have honest relationships and can talk about anything with no taboos. What i feel is sad, is that we're so wrapped up in trying to look like the 'sexgod' or 'sexgoddess' that today's society is forcing into our subconscious, that we dont even accept that each of us can be different and the hell with that, you know?

there's no depth to which them al quaida people won't stoop huh?

OMG! Sorry, that is just too funny!

I thought that too, after thinking 'OUCH!' lol!

Moderateman!

The day I start worrying about the size of my penis will surely be 30 minutes before I die.

Yay! Good on ya!

besides I have the ability to clean my eyebrows with my tongue..... heh heh heh

Mmmh, really? Are you some kind of frog mutant freak

Dynosar:


ParaTed2K:

In paramedic school we came up with a procedure for "Penile IVs". We even came up with a few reasons why such a procedure would be indicated. I have to admit, penile enlargement did not make the list, thanks for your suggestion, we can add one more. ;~D

Great! My blog has helped the paramedic world, hahahahahahha!

So much for us giving all for science and our fellow man! ;~D

hahahaa! That's a great story, wonder what the girl had got through though and what the results were, mmmmh, scary shit....

I thought that too, after thinking 'OUCH!' lol!

I have a lot of sympathy for kingbee now.  But he did make me clean my computer screen when I spit my water all over it!  Sorry kingbee!

Ya just keep baiting me to comment, don't ya IG? That's why I love ya...

OK,OK... my dick is so big...etc...

besides I have the ability to clean my eyebrows with my tongue..... heh heh heh Mmmh, really? Are you some kind of frog mutant freak

noooooooo but I did sleep at holliday inn...

hmmmmmm if any of the names on your list correspond to those on mine...

Then it would truly be conspiratorial. Ah, dammit, lets start a rumour anyway...

at Modman and Shovel -

Cheers,

Maso

Hmm...now I'm just curious as to how effective it is...and who has the time to do this everyday?

~Zoo

Shovelheat:

Ya just keep baiting me to comment, don't ya IG? That's why I love ya...

*Innocent big eyes* Me? No, did not! (luv ya too )

OK,OK... my dick is so big...etc...

Hahahaha! I was hoping you'd come up with a song for this!

Moderateman:

noooooooo but I did sleep at holliday inn...

Mmmm, must have been a radioactive one...

zoo:

Hmm...now I'm just curious as to how effective it is...and who has the time to do this everyday?

From the article on cosmo, it said that changes appeared after a few weeks. But how could i check? Do you volunteer to experiment this method and let JU know of your daily progress?

HEY!!

Who told you!

You’re not supposed to know,

Besides, we’re like Pinocchio, if we really like you...

We'll lie allot.

Evorg:

HEY!! Who told you!

*points finger at COSMO* It's the magazine! Blame it on my monthly update of make up and fashion A male friend of one of the reporters unveiled the truth to her in a pub (beer talking?) and it ended up in there...

Besides, we’re like Pinocchio, if we really like you... We'll lie allot.

Heh, i dont have the same conception of the word 'like' than guys then!
Thanks for the comment all the same... and... ahem... does that last remark mean you personally tried it but wouldnt tell anyone?