HELP ME!!!!!

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I feel like a total we todd for asking this, but...

Henry (my daschshund) has a hard-on that he can't seem to get rid of.  It's a full on one, his ...umm...penis is all the way unsheathed and he's wandering around with his back arched so's it won't drag on the ground.

He's been this way for half an hour, and I don't know what to do to help him, to encourage him to re-sheath his weapon. 

I think it's painful....please, someone give me some suggestions!!!!!

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top

It's still out!!!  It's been out for 45 mins now!

Poor Henry!!!

Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Find another dog to help him out? Or er, use your hands and help him out yourself? Other then that, no suggestions here...
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Cold shower, maybe...it works on men...maybe it works on dogs, too. splash him with some cold water!
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
Ewww, Danny! He's whining now....he won't walk either. I'm going to have to ring the vet in a bit....
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
I had to take our male retriever to vets, they gave him some shot to take care of it. It went away probably 10 minutes after the injection
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
Alison...I'll try sitting him in a sink of cool water.....perhaps that'll help.
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
Yeah, call the vet. Could be a kidney stone.
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
Or er, use your hands and help him out yourself?

That's sooo wrong on soo many levels.
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
That's sooo wrong on soo many levels.


Yeah....like I said, eeewww!

The vet said Alison was right. Cool water did the trick....was back in pronto!

Henry's going to the vet tomorrow....
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
Great! I would have them check for kidney stones. I had a dalmation that had them and that was one of the first signs.
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
Glad to hear Henry's winky went shrinky! Hopefully all goes well at the vet.
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
Or er, use your hands and help him out yourself?




What is the movie (not very funny) where this is mentioned?
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
I would avoid the usual first aid of rest, ice, compression, elevation.............
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top

What is the movie (not very funny) where this is mentioned?

I think that it's road trip where they're talking about peanut butter and how dogs like to lick it off of...things.  The dude says "but it's ok if it's YOUR dog, right?"