Linguistic Bigots...

No *you* go...

     It makes me wince every time my lily-white Commander uses the term "girlfriend" in the "You go Girlfriend!" context. Why? Because he only says it when he is talking to black soldiers. I know that he only does this because he is acutely self-conscious about his palpable lack of "cool" but it doesn't make it any more palatable.

     This sort of thing goes on all the time but since he is sitting right here in front of me and has said it no less than 10 times over the last 40 minutes of the excremental "American Idol" made me take note of this bit of inanity online. Welcome to Digital Immortality... ummm dawg.

 

Update : Sweet hopping Christ! He actually started trotting out "dawg" not one minute after I posted this. Here I thought I was exaggerating for comic effect.

Further Update : Apparently this is my 300th article... Not quite up to the standards of my other century mark articles but what the hey?

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Reply #1 Top
Maye he is smarter than you think...maybe he had eyes in the back of his head and saw what you had written... Beware!
Reply #2 Top
Sounds like your typical "I wish I was cool" idiot to me.
Reply #3 Top

smarter than you think

Well he wouldn't have to be much smarter than your average lobotomized grape to meet that criterion

Reply #4 Top
Are you insulting grapes now?!
Reply #5 Top
Maye he is smarter than you think


bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
Reply #6 Top
Giving a new meaning to the word "linguistic" with this one, eh?

Have they finalized the Ebonics DLPT yet? How about Jive?
Reply #7 Top
Wait, "You Go, Girlfriend!" is passe?

No wonder I don't have any friends in BDE!
Reply #8 Top
Hey, yo! Am I cool now?

Have they finalized the Ebonics DLPT yet? How about Jive?


Excuse me, stewardess, but I speak jive.
Reply #9 Top
Excuse me, stewardess, but I speak jive.


Ex-ACK-ly.

Wait.
I mean: Fo sho.