Under 2 mins? Consider yourself a preemie.

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If you men ever wondered what constituted 'premature' ejaculation...well, the linked article defines it for you.

If you...ahem...finish in under 2 minutes, you're a premature ejaculator.

Make it to seven minutes and consider yourself able to stay the course.

Which leads me to wonder what the dudes who fall into the five minutes between 'premature' and 'staying power' are classed as. 

Got any ideas?

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
good thing tongues never get off too fast... ha!
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top

good thing tongues never get off too fast... ha!

Hehehe......

I'm wondering how many men read that article on MSNBC and are now crestfallen because they they're classed as premature ejaculators.....

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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Got any ideas?


I like an automotive comparison. I'd call them the Mustang II (the crappy mid-70s model. Like the mustang two, better emissions, and more miles per gallon than some cars, but still woefully underpowered. Still a pony car, it'll get you there eventually, but just not a stallion where it counts. Suspension needs work.

P.S. You know it's only a matter of time with this article before someone asks what the best time most of the JU guys have done is..........(having baited the trap, he walks away whistling to himself..........)