Democrats Announce Social Security Plan

As President Bush works to reform Social Security to insure the program's continuation beyond the next 40 years, Democrats have met him at every corner, often with strong opposition. Though they do not approve of the president's plan, they have yet to devise a coherent program of their own.

Leaders today announced their new plan, titled "Building Extra Gains & Goals for American Retired Seniors", they will be issuing all retirees a standard tin drinking mug and a pre printed sign to assist in securing funds for their retirement.

Their spokesman, I.M. Mendicant, is pictured above.

Way to go, Democrats! Let us work together in a bipartisan spirit!

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*bump* looks like I was a day early.

I should have posted this AFTER dubya's press conference yesterday, but...how was I to know?

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Way to go, Democrats! Let us work together in a bipartisan spirit!

If Bush Proposes, democrats disposes.

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Democrats have no ideas of their own.
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the last original idea the dems had was when my guy bill decided getting a blowjob in the oval office sounded like something good. heh heh heh
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the last original idea the dems had was when my guy bill decided getting a blowjob in the oval office sounded like something good. heh heh heh


But he used the wrong head for that one.