The LIBERAL 12 step program

stop the madness.I just want to help

from JoeUser Forums
1. Admitted we are powerless over our emotions and out brains have melted,.

2.came to believe we can do no wrong and if we listened, moderateman can restore us to sanity.

3.Made a decision to turn thinking over to moderates so we can understand life.

4.Made a searching and moral inventory of our ethics and found we have none.

5.Admitted to moderateman the exact nature of our wrongs against him.

6.we became entirely ready to have moderateman remove these defects of character.

7.humbly asked moderateman to remove our short commings, many they are.

8.Made a list of all transgressions against moderateman and begged for his forgiveness.

9.Made direct amends to moderateman and delight in his forgiveness

10.Continued to make personal inventory and admit when we are wrong, which is most of the time.

11.Sought throught prayer and MEDICATION to improve our contact with moderateman and pray that he bestows his great wisdom on us.

12. having had a spiritual awakening we now try to carry moderatemans great wisdom and love to other lost liberals and pratice being kind till it becomes real.

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
Moderateman, are you going to be serving Jamiacan blue coffee at your meetings? If you are I am ready to surrender;; :}
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
For you michele my belle... anything.
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Pick up da damn phone chele..
Reply #4 from PolMach Forums Top
3.Made a decision to turn thinking over to moderates so we can understand life.


Why is it that moderates are better than everyone else, and people on the far left/right are worse?
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top

Why is it that moderates are better than everyone else, and people on the far left/right are worse?

They are not.  They are just more moderating.

Reply #6 from PolMach Forums Top
They are not. They are just more moderating.


I don't know, Moderateman can get pretty angry sometimes...well...a lot
Reply #7 from PolMach Forums Top
I don't know, Moderateman can get pretty angry sometimes...well...a lot


Shhh! He might hear you.
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
2.came to believe we can do no wrong and if we listened, moderateman can restore us to sanity


How on Earth could Moderateman restore someone to sanity? Don't you usually need sane people to do that?
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
How on Earth could Moderateman restore someone to sanity? Don't you usually need sane people to do that?


Shock Treatment! Bzzzzzt!
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: latour999Posted: Friday, March 25, 20053.Made a decision to turn thinking over to moderates so we can understand life.Why is it that moderates are better than everyone else, and people on the far left/right are worse?


don't know, you have any ideas??
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: Dr. GuyPosted: Friday, March 25, 2005Why is it that moderates are better than everyone else, and people on the far left/right are worse?They are not. They are just more moderating.


don't forget MODEST too, bahahahahahahahaha
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: latour999Posted: Friday, March 25, 2005They are not. They are just more moderating. I don't know, Moderateman can get pretty angry sometimes...well...a lot


yep I can get pretty pissy, but am working on that as I type. truly I am
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: Dr. GuyPosted: Friday, March 25, 2005I don't know, Moderateman can get pretty angry sometimes...well...a lot Shhh! He might hear you.


lmao... you crack me up my friend.. thank you for doing that.

elie
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: TheFazzPosted: Friday, March 25, 20052.came to believe we can do no wrong and if we listened, moderateman can restore us to sanityHow on Earth could Moderateman restore someone to sanity? Don't you usually need sane people to do that?


sane???? me??? ummmmmmm to be truthfull I might have a loose screw.,. playing with 51 cards, not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I am sharp as a bowling ball, and when you roll my brains down the side of a razorblade, it looks like a bb rolling down a 6 lane highway. lol
Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top

don't forget MODEST too, bahahahahahahahaha

Well that too!

Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top

sane???? me??? ummmmmmm to be truthfull I might have a loose screw.,. playing with 51 cards, not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I am sharp as a bowling ball, and when you roll my brains down the side of a razorblade, it looks like a bb rolling down a 6 lane highway. lol

Yea right! And hillary is a moderate!

You are opionated, and strong in your ideals. And Libertarian to boot! (Oops!)

You dont know PC and cut quick to the chase.  And that upsets those who are not secure in their own beliefs.

Too bad for them!

Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: Dr. GuyPosted: Friday, March 25, 2005don't forget MODEST too, bahahahahahahahahaWell that too!


dats right... modest and handsome.. bwahahahahahaha
Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: Dr. GuyPosted: Friday, March 25, 2005sane???? me??? ummmmmmm to be truthfull I might have a loose screw.,. playing with 51 cards, not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I am sharp as a bowling ball, and when you roll my brains down the side of a razorblade, it looks like a bb rolling down a 6 lane highway. lolYea right! And hillary is a moderate!You are opionated, and strong in your ideals. And Libertarian to boot! (Oops!)You dont know PC and cut quick to the chase. And that upsets those who are not secure in their own beliefs.Too bad for them!


libertine maybe... heh heh heh and I am wayyyyyyyyyyyy tired of pc.. wayyyyyyyyyyy tired.
Reply #19 from JoeUser Forums Top

dats right... modest and handsome.. bwahahahahahaha

You would have to ask Dabe on the Handsome part.  You are the wrong gender for me!

Reply #20 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: Dr. GuyPosted: Sunday, March 27, 2005dats right... modest and handsome.. bwahahahahahahaYou would have to ask Dabe on the Handsome part. You are the wrong gender for me


hmmmm as a real manly man I can appreciate the beauty of other men without wanting to jump them.. elvis at his best was much more pretty than any female I saw.