Who likes sweaty, manly butt sex?
Hott Karl does, that's who.
Barnes Review News editor, Walter Storch, shocked the nation recently alleging chief Republican strategist, Karl Rove, participated in homosexual orgies in the Washington D.C. area. "Karl Rove was seen by one of my people entering a private homosexual orgy at a five-star Washington hotel over the Mid-Atlantic Leather (MAL) weekend last year," the respected editor commented.
This new info came as no surprise to Storch who, in a written statement that noted that homosexual activity is "trendy" on Capitol Hill, said, "Karl used to hang out at JR's, which is on 17th between P & S streets, before he became so well-known. This is a respectable gay bar for discreet people...," adding, "there is an expensive apartment...over near Dupont Circle that certain powerful senators take turns visiting with their pickups...."
According to sources near the White House, bizarre sexual behavior and homosexual fetishes are commonplace among America's politicians. TBR News has reported that, "one Supreme Court Justice, several governors (all Republican) and at least one very prominent televangelist" are engaging in a variety of lurid sexual activities that the American public would find distasteful."
Studies have shown that despite the fact that many Americans find the war in Iraq distateful, a much larger number find hott, bald, butt sex even more distasteful. Conservative politicians have already begun to hide under their desks (or at least that's what they claim to be doing) in preparation for the red-state outrage that will rain down upon them as details begin to break into the mainstream press.
So, if you've been wondering what Karl Rove has up his ass...well...now you know.
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