I don't know if you get the Hardee's commercials where you're at, but they are great. ( if not, realize that Hardees is a Hamburger Franchise, recently purchased by Carl's Jr. - they're all over the south )
They run on the theme of " If it weren't for Hardees. some guys would just starve"
The latest series has featured a blatantly hung-over guy trying to get the twist tie off a loaf of bread, the narrator voices over " why is it the harder you party at night the harder it is to do things the next morning"
Another features a guy attempting to get dressed, and then mangling the job of buttering toast, The narrator then states " hey, you got dressed this morning, that's enough of an accomplishment"
I remember in my mis-spent youth going thru those exact same moments, at least I think I did........