Arguing on the Internet is like...

you probably know the rest

Arguing on the Internet is like running in the Special Olympics; even if you win, you're still fucking retarded.

I was reading another thread and drmiler said something along the lines of, "you win with *superior* firepower" (which I partially agree with, but it takes more than just the biggest guns and the dumbest asses to fire them). Moderateman responded by saying something to the effect of "or having a bigger CYBERmouth".

To that I say this: Congratu-fucking-lations. You win. You beat everyone by opening your big stupid trap more than the rest do. Now it's not just moderateman (don't come after me, you aren't the only one, I have no quarrel with you), I just seemed to notice it with him.

Honestly, people, please just take a step back and realize what you're doing, not just on the internet either. You are attempting to force your opinion on people you don't know, and are doing so very angrily. It's like talking about the weather forecast with someone. I've never noticed it more, but people get very bitter when they speculate on the weather. Ok, you two watched different weather forecasts, and since the weatherman's guess is as good as anyone elses, you are going to believe it without question. DON'T try to force YOUR weather on someone ELSE'S weather, you won't change their opinion. Watch sometime, there's a lot of hate in forecast discussion.

I guess I'm trying to say that everyone needs to agree to disagree. Especially with politics and with religion (but people seem to be a little less standoff-ish with religion), just listen to the other person's opinion, consider it, and shut up. Coming up with a witty retort won't win you a new Pontiac or the Pick 4 numbers. Relax, everyone.
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(A sample of angry weather discussion...and since it's an Adult Content article, I can use the f-word freely )

-"It's going to fucking rain you cocksucker!"
-"Hey fuck your mom, bitch. It'll snow you ass licking fuck face!"
-"That's it bitch, c'mon I'll fucking stab your ass!"
-"Bring it on, I've got a gun!"

News Report- "Double homicide today on Main Street. Multiple stab wounds to one man and the other was shot several times. It's reported they were arguing about snow and rain. They apparently became enraged and killed eachother. Truly sad, now here's the weather"

Weather guy- "Well looks like another sunny day tomorrow...."

Boom, irony....sweet, delectable irony.....mmmm, that's good.

(End segment)

Okay, a little extreme...but illustrating the point, nonetheless.

You're right of course, Andy....but when on the internet people seem to get angry really quickly while sitting at the comfort of their computer chair. For some reason their opinion is confused with fact and they defend it as such....if only people could agree to disagree then there would be less weather related murders.

Peace, I'm out...hope you enjoyed my skit.

~Zoo
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Peace..... I do see that no one is going to change anyones mind by mindless rhetoric... but I still hope for some input here that I can put into action...again I say peace no harm no foul..
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Moderateman, very true. It's a task to sift through the mindless babble for real honest ideas. Granted, we most likely think differently of what is mindless babble and what are real ideas , but that's the nature of the beast.

Zoo, have you ever really noticed it though? If you hear two people talking about the weather, it has the potential to get very snippy. (segway music, que wavy screen)

"Be careful, we're supposed to get 4-6 inches tonight."
"Noowwww, I don't know about that, I heard it was 2-3."
"No, they said about 4-6 tonight and then maybe 2-3 during the day." (Note the attempt at moderation, an attempt towards a peaceful accord)
"I dunno, but either way be careful" (Somebody had to step up and be the bigger person)
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Andy, Alan put the fighting on the internet thing on alex's old article comments, and HE deleted it and mine saying it was funny. I still find it hilarious.
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I wondered what that was, because I remember reading his comment like "Your comments are neither appreciated nor welcome" or whatever but I never saw your comments. At least I'm reaching someone lol.

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hehe, good times. If the mods can get away with the other stuff that goes down on this website (the triple LLL moniker that seems to be famous around here), then this will definitely make the grade.
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HEY!! i posted that pic in my blog last night...

It's still true and funny though!