A Few Tech Jokes to Brighten Your Day!

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Hello Stardockians,

I came across a few tech jokes today on this website and couldn't resist sharing them with this awesome community:

  1. "Why did the programmer quit his job? He didn't get arrays (a raise)!"
  2. "Why did the computer keep freezing? It had too many windows open!"
  3. "How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it's a hardware problem!"
  4. "Why was the computer cold at the party? It left its Windows open!"
  5. "What do you call a computer floating in the ocean? A Dell rolling in the deep!"
  6. "Why did the computer go to art school? To improve its graphic skills!"

Feel free to add your favorites in the replies. Laughter is, after all, the best code to crack. 😉

Warm regards,

humor
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Reply #1 from WinCustomize Forums Top

What do you call a computer with flatulence?  Thunderware.  Why did the computer start smoking?  It wanted to give up Vaporware.

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Reply #2 from Stardock Forums Top

TECH SUPPORT: “I need you to right-click on the desktop.”

CUSTOMER: “Okay.”

TECH SUPPORT: “Did you get a pop-up menu?”

CUSTOMER: “No.”

TECH SUPPORT: “Okay, right-click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?”

CUSTOMER: “No.”

TECH SUPPORT: “Okay, can you tell me what you have done up until this point?”

CUSTOMER: “Sure, you told me to write click and I wrote click.” 

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Reply #3 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting DrJBHL, reply 2

TECH SUPPORT: “I need you to right-click on the desktop.”

CUSTOMER: “Okay.”

TECH SUPPORT: “Did you get a pop-up menu?”

CUSTOMER: “No.”

TECH SUPPORT: “Okay, right-click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?”

CUSTOMER: “No.”

TECH SUPPORT: “Okay, can you tell me what you have done up until this point?”

CUSTOMER: “Sure, you told me to write click and I wrote click.” 
:rofl:  :rofl:  

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Reply #4 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting BigDogBigFeet, reply 1

Why did the computer start smoking?  It wanted to give up Vaporware.

 

Is it just me or am I the only one who finds this hysterical?

Reply #6 from Stardock Forums Top

Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. It’s a hardware problem.

Reply #7 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting the OP.  

 



"How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it's a hardware problem!"

Reply #8 from Stardock Forums Top

Quoting RedneckDude, reply 8

Quoting the OP.  

 




"How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it's a hardware problem!"


Crap!

Now Red's given me his Oldtimer's disease! ;)  

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Reply #9 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting DrJBHL, reply 9


Quoting RedneckDude,
reply 8

Quoting the OP.  

 






"How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it's a hardware problem!"





Crap!

Now Red's given me his Oldtimer's disease! ;)  

:rofl:  :D  

Reply #11 from Stardock Forums Top

1. Autocorrect can go straight to he’ll.

2. Why did the AI cross the road?
Because the programmer coded a chicken joke into its decision-making process!

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Reply #12 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting DrJBHL, reply 6

Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. It’s a hardware problem.

It takes 3

One to hold the light bulb and 2 to pick him up and turn him around

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Reply #13 from Stardock Forums Top

Quoting Aussie007, reply 12

It takes 3

One to hold the light bulb and 2 to pick him up and turn him around

Even then there would be no guarantee that the programmers fixed all the bugs of the burnt out light bulb.

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Reply #14 from Stardock Forums Top

Quoting PhoenixRising1, reply 13

Even then there would be no guarantee that the programmers fixed all the bugs of the burnt out light bulb.

:rofl:

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Reply #15 from Stardock Forums Top

What do you call a computer that keeps passing gas? Blunderware.

Why did the computer begin to smoke?

Because it was trying to release some Cloud-ware.