Signs that you may be (or are becoming) a total nerdboy deluxe.

I am guilty of all of these...

.1.You pay your internet bill before you pay your rent.
.2.your bed only has one 'valley' in it.
.3.your index finger is your most highly developed appendage.
.4.A relationship can be in trouble if your girl-friend (or boy-friend)dosnt appreciate the need for desktop enhancement.
.5.If your car was a well maintained and modified as your PC you could get more action.
.6.you sleep in the same room with your PC,but the bed is unmade and your workstation is immaculate.
.7.you have trouble focusing your eyes on anything further away than 1.5 feet.
.8.you wish that your mouse was breast shaped.(theres a joystick joke in there but I'm not telling it)
.9.you cant be bothered to match your socks,but will spend an hour looking for that special skin that compliments your theme.
.10.you bothered to read all of these because you wernt' sure you were all that nerdy...you my friend are in denial.
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UH OH!
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You know, I'm going on 14 and already afflicted with 3,6,7,and 9. Ouch! Hey, at Koasati's Skinnerz Gallery there's a link to this Geek Test page. Actually, the test is quite thorough. I think I scored a 20, or around there. The problem with me is, I actually like to use my computer far too much.



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Some I am guilty of

11 You run around the office exitedly telling people that the latest version of product 'X' is out and they look at you oddly and ask if your feeling OK.
12. If you can figure out what these numbers corespond to on a computer. 2400xp 512meg 80gig NF2 9700 ac97
13 You often enter the computer time bubble. 5 minutes at the computer is 50+ minutes away from the computer. This is also known as the "Oh wow, is that the Sun coming up?" syndrome.
14 Your desktop is configured in such a manner that other geeks have problems navigating it.
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yes # 14
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Oh yes, I can submit to number eleven. Hey, that's why no one likes me! What's the matter with people today? I frequently rattle off Number twelves to people, and it is quite amusing seeing those blank faces. I am indeed guilty of Number 14, and that's Stardock's fault. I, uh, mean, great blessing!



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hehe A potential girlfriend lost points in my eyes because she couldnt launch IE on my PC Plus she wasnt impressed with my skinning abilities.
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#15: Your homepage is set (as mine is) to the Wincustomize messageboard.
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No,but there is an icon in the dock for winc.
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hehe A potential girlfriend lost points in my eyes because she couldnt launch IE on my PC Plus she wasnt impressed with my skinning abilities.


IR.........tell me you did'nt show her your band aid WB please
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Your homepage is set (as mine is) to the Wincustomize messageboard.


never will happen with me. I love my msn.
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Leo,now that you mention it,that was what I was using at the time.
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4.A relationship can be in trouble if your girl-friend (or boy-friend)dosnt appreciate the need for desktop enhancement.

Make that 'seriouse drouble'
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IR....you did'nt.....tell me you did'nt......Man, I bet you you were in your best suit.....wearing your best cologne.....lights down nice and dim
......music playing softly in the background.......and your forgot to put Treetogs Abracadabra suite on your desktop. Women, notice that sort of thing you know.......don't they

BTW - Love the ANS Icon

Must dash as keeping half an eye on the footy - Real Madrid 2 Athletico Madrid 0 and Rinaldo's just hit the post.......Back soon
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Hey,if they cant fall for the "hey baby,come up to my place and I'll show you my desktop" line,who needs them.
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thanx a lot, u ruined my life the only one i dont comply wit is the one about rent, (im just a kid) but sadly the others are all true!!!!
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.2.your bed only has one 'valley' in it.
.3.your index finger is your most highly developed appendage.
.9.you cant be bothered to match your socks,but will spend an hour looking for that special skin that compliments your theme.
.10.you bothered to read all of these because you wernt' sure you were all that nerdy...you my friend are in denial.

Hmm does it mean I'm halfway to a nerd?
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hehe ,if you cant admit to all or most,you must be in denial
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1. Theres something great about being at least slightly dependant on your parents...I just cant remember what it is...

2. Considering my age, Id be mortified if there were two 'valleys' in my bed.

3. Definately.

4. Theres something wrong with them if you show them copperdeck II and they say, "Gee, whats the point?"

5. Might be guilty of this in the future...

6. Well at least I dont sleep with my computer...

7. Thats why Im getting glasses next week.

8. Um, I think Ill leave that one alone...

9. Match my socks?? You mean, go to all that trouble??

10. Allright, I confess...
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#16: Your mouse feels sexier than your girlfriend...
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Dang...after 6 months of arguing, I find my dad was right afterall.



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I could make a sick joke about 16., but this isn't the place.



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hehe.... I spend most of my time at work sketching potential WB skins on bits of paper, and making LOTS of little notes at the side of each drawing so I don't forget what I want each little piece to do. And I only talk to the people at work who understand what I do on the 'puter...... the rest just bore me talking about nights out getting drunk etc...... sheesh, who has the time to go out drinking???!!!!