Just Random Thoughts

Also, people need to ease up on the pumpkin spice crap. They're draining all the pumpkins, leaving us with this stuff!!

Such a crime!     

Ok, really?

Pumpkins:

I saw a story on the news a few days ago about a pumpkin farmer in (I think) Pennsylvania that was growing pumpkin heads with faces.  Frankensteins, vampires, etc.  He's putting them in plastic molds while they're small and somehow manages to keep them growing in there without rotting and they grow into the mold shape.  That's a new one on me.

For those of us who shouldn't be trusted with sharp things.

Well you did say "random"...

"Kungfuking" vs "Kungfu King" ....the typo of mirth....;)

It's bad luck to be superstitious.

Never pay an extra fee for not rewinding your dvds.  

I know a few people who would love this!  LOL!

If a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his ass.

If you rip a hole in a net, you end up with fewer holes than when you started.

Um, huh?

Take a squint here...

https://www.istockphoto.com/vector/mesh-netting-torn-hole-in-the-center-of-mesh-fence-vector-background-gm1206069239-347704508

Compare it to that net before it was torn (the area around the large hole torn in the net)...there are fewer holes (total) after than before it was torn...

Here's another...

Packages sent by car are called a shipment, while packages sent by boat are called cargo.

Who remembers this?   

http://www.metatube.com/en/videos/155923/Mickey-Mouse-The-Haunted-House-Cartoon-1929/

I'm not that old....

Procrastination is a lot like masturbation. It may seem like a good idea at the time, but all you're really doing is screwing yourself.

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she said, "Stand in the corner." She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder.

"Don't move until I tell you to." she whispered. "Just pretend you're a statue." "What's this, honey?" the husband asked as he entered the room. "Oh, it's just a statue." she replied nonchalantly. "The Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked the idea so much, I got one for us too." No more was said about the "statue." Around two in the morning, the husband got out of bed, went into the kitchen, and returned with a sandwich and a glass of milk. "Here." he said to the 'statue.' "Eat this. I stood like an idiot at the Smith's for three days and nobody offered me so much as a glass of water."

If a person gets scared half to death twice, what happens?

What happens if you have amnesia and deja vu at the same time?

It's questions like those that keep me from getting anything done.

LOL@Doc

My boss thinks that when we die, we return in another body.

-I miss Kitty (Vampothika).... -Life's too short for crap like this.   

Is the death part mandatory? Asking for a friend.   

As another person.  No conscious knowledge of the former life.

lol @ Doc 

If you're told that you're part of the problem, don't settle for it. Rise to the challenge and become the entire problem.